work as if you live in the early days of a better nation
as performed by the flite speech synthesizer and some shell scripts
Not quite as good as having the late Prof. Morgan recite it to you himself — one of the few high points of my school experience — but you take what you can get in this economy.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
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It sounds even better than it reads: