My race of Atomic Supersquirrels will destroy them all!

(Photo Credit: Brian Gavriloff, Edmonton Journal)
Yes, I’ve been using mind-control techniques on squirrels to get them to erase the environmental and sartorial stain known as golf from the face of the earth.

Or alternatively, it’s just a picture from a silly-season story about Edmonton squirrels stealing golf balls. You decide. Remember, there is no conspiracy.