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goatee-stroking musing, or something

I won’t even feign being sorry about this one …

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fish

when fish go bad

I don’t think even Odd-Fish would stoop this low:

Q: Why were the sardines angry?
A: Because they were brisling with indignation.

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goatee-stroking musing, or something

goes up to 13, at least

Got a mailing from The War Amps yesterday. Isn’t war loud enough for them already?

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goatee-stroking musing, or something

i wonder

If Garlic’s of London (whose menu is fairly heavy on the eponymous) had a self-serve all-you-can-eat, woud that be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer?

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sheesh! Wind Things

a dreadful pipistrelle-related pun

I don’t particularly understand why my industry gets singled out for killing wildlife, and having to carry out lengthy studies where other equally guilty plants and installations don’t. But apparently, radar ‘saves bats at wind farms’.

So, if this is really true, and it were installed, would it be a bat mitzvah?

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goatee-stroking musing, or something

!”?! it

Today is National Punctuation Day.