when fish go bad
I don’t think even Odd-Fish would stoop this low:
Q: Why were the sardines angry?
A: Because they were brisling with indignation.
goes up to 13, at least
Got a mailing from The War Amps yesterday. Isn’t war loud enough for them already?
If Garlic’s of London (whose menu is fairly heavy on the eponymous) had a self-serve all-you-can-eat, woud that be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer?
a dreadful pipistrelle-related pun
I don’t particularly understand why my industry gets singled out for killing wildlife, and having to carry out lengthy studies where other equally guilty plants and installations don’t. But apparently, radar ‘saves bats at wind farms’.
So, if this is really true, and it were installed, would it be a bat mitzvah?
Today is National Punctuation Day.