Posts Tagged ‘pun’

when fish go bad

Tuesday, November 25th, 2008

I don’t think even Odd-Fish would stoop this low:

Q: Why were the sardines angry?
A: Because they were brisling with indignation.

goes up to 13, at least

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

Got a mailing from The War Amps yesterday. Isn’t war loud enough for them already?

i wonder

Saturday, March 22nd, 2008

If Garlic’s of London (whose menu is fairly heavy on the eponymous) had a self-serve all-you-can-eat, woud that be called Buffet the Vampire Slayer?

a dreadful pipistrelle-related pun

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

I don’t particularly understand why my industry gets singled out for killing wildlife, and having to carry out lengthy studies where other plants and installations don’t. But apaprently, radar ’saves bats at wind farms’.

So, if this is really true, and it were installed, would it be a bat mitzvah?