Something went very wrong when my Thinkpad booted up:

Pretty, though.
Something went very wrong when my Thinkpad booted up:

Pretty, though.
Dammit, E-UAE is fiddly to set up. I finally got hard disk images working, by doing something like this:
dd if=/dev/zero of=blank160.hdf bs=1M count=160.uaerc, something like: hardfile2=rw,DH2:$(FILE_PATH)/Amiga/blank160.hdf,32,1,2,512,-12,
(Yeah, linux e-uae doesn’t allow you to add in HDF images. Annoying.)FastFileSystem in with my ROM path. Your path may vary – look at the UAE log output for something like ‘RDB: fakefilesys, trying to load ...‘, and see where you want it to go.format DRIVE DH2: NAME hd160 FFS QUICKI’ve updated the drive images from yesterday, so you probably won’t need to format them.
I’m trying to get running an Amiga again, to see if I can remember what was rocking my computer world twenty years ago. I want to run that code, swim with the Fish disks, and generally muck about with what was my life back then.
Emulation is interesting. Variants of UAE (which came with an Amiga Forever CD set I bought in 1997 or so) rule the roost. Quality is variable – on Windows, WinUAE is very comprehensive, even making grink-gronk noises as the floppy spins. On Mac, E-UAE is really not worth the bother kinda okay – it doesn’t want to emulate anything above a 68000, and falls over quite often but has decent sound. On Linux, it’s plain and stable, and I happen to have an old Thinkpad going spare I can dedicate to emulation.
I would have expected all the old disk images to be readily available for download. It seems that the current owners of the Amiga name (this week, at least) still cling on to the old IP as if it has real value. The Amiga games market (which was the market) basically collapsed with Commodore in 1994. I really wonder who is buying the PowerPC based, vastly overpriced new hardware? For now, I’m relying on good old-fashioned torrent sites for my data.
I want to emulate two machines; the A500 I had for all my cringe-worthy magazine writing running Workbench 1.3, and a fast thing maxed out with all the processors and RAM I never had, probably running 3.1. While I did have Amiga[D]os 2.04 (can’t remember if they’d dropped the D by then), it wasn’t the main focus of my interest by then.
The biggest problem I have is getting hard disk image, even blank ones. UAE is picky. Here are a couple I formatted under WinUAE, both blank.
I wonder if they’ll work under 1.3?
Update: yes, they should. I formatted them FFS under AmigaDos 1.3.
BizRate had a survey regarding Ticketmaster‘s service. Here’s what I wrote:
Just whose convenience is your 25% “convenience fee” for? You guys are a scandalous monopoly. I’ve had better customer service from the Mafia – at least they’re family-run.

If you’d told me even six months ago that I’d be scooting a quarter litre of warm saline up my nose every night, I’d be all like, “yeah, chinny reckonâ€. But sadly, and this may be heading into TMI territory, it’s true.
For many years, my nose wasn’t much more than decorative. Too blocked to provide a useful means of breathing or sensing smells, it got only occasional use as a sunglasses bracket. It also had unpleasant nocturnal habits, ones best not described here.
A month or so ago, I decided I’d had enough. I went to the pharmacy and got one of those squeezy bottle things that comes with the little sachets of salt+bicarb. I can smell again! I can actually use my nose for breathing!!
Those two benefits are pretty awesome, but the whole process isn’t a bed of roses:
So, it works for me. But we’re all glad that I’m not sharing the details, aren’t we?
Had another one lurking on my desktop:
and here’s the gnuplot code to generate it:
set terminal svg size 400,400 set output "fig-spiro11.svg" set size ratio -1 set nokey set noxtics set noytics set noborder set parametric # x(t)=(R-r)*cos(t) + p*cos((R-r)*t/r) y(t)=(R-r)*sin(t) - p*sin((R-r)*t/r) # R=100.0; r=-37.0; p=50.0 set samples 8001 # plot [t=0:320*pi] x(t),y(t)
Just by messing around with the simple gnuplot script in the article Plotting the spirograph equations with ‘gnuplot’, I made:
I see that you can now view WWII historical imagery in Google Earth. Yes, there’s Dresden, Hamburg and Warsaw. But what about Clydebank, Coventry, London? Yes, it wouldn’t have been allied imagery, but we were bombed too.
Talk about displacement activity: in the week or so before selling the house and upping and off to Canada, I scanned and converted the Weston Master V Exposure Meter and Invercone Instruction Book to HTML.
Oh dear:
And here’s the Locomotive BASIC version, as published in Amstrad Computer User:
10 ' ** Initialise ** 20 MODE 1 30 INK 0,0 40 BORDER 0 50 INK 1,26 60 INK 3,0 70 q=5 90 LOCATE 16,1 100 PRINT"Stardodger" 110 LOCATE 1,5 120 PRINT"Avoid the killer Asterisqs, and seek the" 130 LOCATE 9,6 140 PRINT"wondrous Nextscreen Gap." 150 LOCATE 12,13 160 PRINT"Use SHIFT to climb" 170 GOSUB 700 190 MODE 1 200 DRAWR 629,0 210 DRAWR 0,170 220 MOVER 0,60 230 DRAWR 0,169 240 DRAWR -629,0 250 DRAWR 0,-399 260 DRAWR 0,2 270 DRAWR 627,0 280 DRAWR 0,168 290 MOVER 0,60 300 DRAWR 0,167 310 DRAWR -625,0 320 DRAWR 0,-399 330 MOVE 636,0 340 DRAW 636,399,3 350 MOVE 638,0 360 DRAW 638,399 370 PLOT -1,-1,1 380 TAG 390 FOR s=1 TO q 400 MOVE 50+RND*561,20+RND*361 410 PRINT"*"; 420 NEXT 430 TAGOFF 440 MOVE 0,200 450 dy=4 470 DRAWR 4,dy 480 IF INKEY(21)<>-1 THEN dy=4 ELSE dy=-4 490 t=TESTR(2,dy/2) 500 IF t=1 GOTO 550 510 IF t=3 GOTO 620 520 MOVER -2,-dy/2 530 GOTO 470 550 MODE 1 560 PRINT TAB(16);"YOU GOOFED" 570 LOCATE 5,13 580 PRINT"Number of Screens completed = "+STR$((q/5)-1) 590 GOSUB 700 600 RUN 620 MODE 1 630 PRINT TAB(16);"WELL DONE" 640 LOCATE 10,13 650 PRINT"Stand by for Screen "+STR$((q/5)+1) 660 GOSUB 700 670 q=q+5 680 GOTO 190 700 LOCATE 8,25 710 PRINT"Press any key to continue" 720 WHILE INKEY$<>"" 730 WEND 740 WHILE INKEY$="" 750 WEND 760 RETURN
Here’s Asterisk Tracker, the original inspiration from 1984
Got E-UAE running properly from a hard disk image last night. Tried to get the configuration close to what I had on my old 3MB A500.

This is what it sounds like.
At the automatic podcast today, something went very wrong with the announcements. Hear what I mean.
I was playing with flite‘s new voices, and I think the command line went up the chute.
The TTC Trip Planner seems to be live, after some digging by the Spacing folks.
It works with a bunch of small browsers I’ve thrown at it – w3m, mobile Safari, Blackberry – so I know I can use it from a handheld. Yay!
Only minor annoyance is that for subway journeys, it only shows the direction of travel in the summary (“YONGE-UNIVERSITY-SPADINA TOWARDS DOWNSVIEW” – and yes, in all-caps) and you have to click through to the details to find out which station you need to get off at.
It does seem to get deeply confused at Kennedy Station; I live just south of Kennedy, and it expects me to take the 43 Kennedy north to the junction to Eglinton, then walk south. Everyone here uses Transway Crescent …
Update: how could I have missed the prettier and much less capslockier MyTTC?
Update 2: The official TTC site appears to have moved here http://www3.ttc.ca/Trip_planner/index.jsp?useplanner=true. Let’s see if it still works with mobile devices.
Old Man Luedecke plays The Rear Guard in Toronto a couple of nights ago:
So if that didn’t work, here’s the YouTube video:
I took this with my little PowerShot SD790 balanced on a sugar bowl. Cropped and recoded in Avidemux2, it’s not bad. To get the embedded video above, I used ffmpeg2theora (thanks, Daring Fireball!).
Whatever you do, don’t – on your first try of recording live video – try using a setting you’ve never investigated. For the second set, I used CHDK‘s default video. It looks like an attack of mosaic tiles. Oh well.
I got my Amiga A500 twenty years ago …

Whee! New album from everyone’s favourite musical genius/loony! More details at the Piety Street Studios Blog.

Delightful cover letter too:

Bill has a blog now: Bill Rickard Banjos.