Category: goatee-stroking musing, or something

  • My signal generator is noisy ☹

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    My JYE Tech miniDDS function generator has the fuzzies, alas. It seems that this is a known problem.

  • Resurrecting a fine old meter

    I picked up a fine-looking ex-Forces Bach-Simpson 635 multimeter from Active Surplus the other week.

    Simpson Canada 635After opening it up and cleaning out all the corroded battery gunge, it cleaned up pretty well:

    The guts of a Simpson Canada 635

    The needle would only go about â…– full range, though. Carefully opening up the front showed that the corrosive goo had got into the meter movement itself:

    Corrosion inside meter coreSince the meter was pretty much useless as is, I carefully scraped away at the green gunge on the stator. This freed up the moving coil, so the meter now works pretty close to how it should. Clock that dial!

    Clock that dial!Simpson 635 Armed Forces Identity PlateI took the HV back off the meter. There’s no way I’m going near 6 kV with this meter. Anything over 12 V makes me worried …

  • Morse Palindromes, or CQ Christian Bök

    The longest palindrome in Morse code is “intransigence””, and it was on

    First off, here’s the Morse code for the word intransigence:

    ·· –· – ·–· ·– –· ··· ·· ––· · –· –·–· ·
    i  n  t r   a  n  s   i  g   e n  c    e

    If you look at it as a simple stream of dits and dahs, then yes, it’s palindromic. But, like comedy, the secret of Morse (or CW) is timing. It’s important to include the spaces between the keyings, or letters become hard to identify as they run together. For a word to truly sound palindromic, it would need to have the same spacing too, and thus have to start and end on Morse codes that were mirror-images.

    Not only that, but you get codes which when reversed, become another letter. a (·–) becomes n (–·) when reversed. So things are getting more complex, as we’ve now got to think of:

    1. Words which are both palindromes in the English and Morse code;
    2. Words which are palindromes in Morse, but not when written in English.

    With only Convert::Morse and words to guide me, here’s what I found.

    Firstly, here’s a Morse code table for reference:

     ! → –·–·––           3 → ···––          a → ·–          n → –·
     " → ·–··–·           4 → ····–          b → –···        o → –––
     ' → ·––––·           5 → ·····          c → –·–·        p → ·––·
     ( → –·––·            6 → –····          d → –··         q → ––·–
     ) → –·––·–           7 → ––···          e → ·           r → ·–·
     + → ·–·–·            8 → –––··          f → ··–·        s → ···
     , → ––··––           9 → ––––·          g → ––·         t → –
     - → –····–           : → –––···         h → ····        u → ··–
     . → ·–·–·–           ; → –·–·–          i → ··          v → ···–
     / → –··–·            = → –···–          j → ·–––        w → ·––
     0 → –––––            ? → ··––··         k → –·–         x → –··–
     1 → ·––––            @ → ·––·–·         l → ·–··        y → –·––
     2 → ··–––            _ → ··––·–         m → ––          z → ––··

    From that, you can see that the letters which have symmetrical keyings are:

     " ' ) + , - 0 5 ; = ? e h i k m o p r s t x

    So are there palindromic words composed only of the letters E, H, I, K, M, O, P, R, S, T & X? Here are the ones in my words file, longest first:

     sexes rotor toot sees poop peep kook tot
     tit SOS sis pop pip pep oho mom ere eke

    (Somewhere, the ghost of Sigmund Freud is going “Hmm …”)

    When encoded, rotor (·–· ––– – ––– ·–·) has more dahs that sexes (··· · –··– · ···), so takes longer to transmit. So rotor is the longest word that’s palindromic in both English and Morse.

    The characters which have valid Morse codes when reversed are:

     " → "             8 → 2             l → f
     ' → '             9 → 1             m → m
     ) → )             ; → ;             n → a
     + → +             = → =             o → o
     , → ,             ? → ?             p → p
     - → -             a → n             q → y
     0 → 0             b → v             r → r
     1 → 9             d → u             s → s
     2 → 8             e → e             t → t
     3 → 7             f → l             u → d
     4 → 6             g → w             v → b
     5 → 5             h → h             w → g
     6 → 4             i → i             x → x
     7 → 3             k → k             y → q

    Note how 1…9 reverse to 9…1. c, j & z don’t stand for anything backwards.

    So, with only minimal messing about, here are the words that are palindromes in CW:

     ada → nun              ads → sun              ages → sewn
     ago → own              ail → fin              aim → min
     ana → nan              ani → ian              ant → tan
     ants → stan            boa → nov              eel → fee
     ego → owe              eire → erie            eke → eke
     emir → rime            emit → time            ere → ere
     erie → eire            eris → sire            eros → sore
     etna → nate            fee → eel              feel → feel
     fever → rebel          few → gel              fin → ail
     fins → sail            fool → fool            foot → tool
     foots → stool          footstool → footstool  fop → pol
     gel → few              gem → mew              gets → stew
     gnaw → gnaw            goa → now              gob → vow
     gog → wow              got → tow              hoop → pooh
     ian → ani              ids → sui              kans → sank
     kant → tank            keep → peek            kook → kook
     kroger → rework        leer → reef            leif → lief
     lief → leif            loops → spoof          meet → teem
     mew → gem              min → aim              mir → rim
     mit → tim              mom → mom              moor → room
     nan → ana              nate → etna            nerd → urea
     net → tea              nib → via              nit → tia
     nov → boa              now → goa              nun → ada
     oho → oho              otto → otto            outdo → outdo
     owe → ego              own → ago              owns → sago
     peek → keep            peep → peep            pees → seep
     pep → pep              per → rep              pets → step
     pip → pip              pis → sip              pit → tip
     pol → fop              pooh → hoop            poop → poop
     pop → pop              ports → strop          pot → top
     pots → stop            queer → reedy          quit → tidy
     rebel → fever          reedy → queer          reef → leer
     regor → rower          remit → timer          rep → per
     rework → kroger        rim → mir              rime → emir
     robert → trevor        room → moor            rot → tor
     rotor → rotor          rower → regor          runs → sadr
     sadr → runs            sago → owns            sail → fins
     saints → stains        sangs → swans          sank → kans
     sans → sans            seep → pees            sees → sees
     sewn → ages            sexes → sexes          sip → pis
     sire → eris            sis → sis              sling → waifs
     sloops → spoofs        sore → eros            sos → sos
     spit → tips            spoof → loops          spoofs → sloops
     sports → strops        spot → tops            spots → stops
     stains → saints        stan → ants            step → pets
     stew → gets            sting → waits          stool → foots
     stop → pots            stops → spots          strop → ports
     strops → sports        suds → suds            sui → ids
     sun → ads              sung → wads            swans → sangs
     swig → wigs            swigs → swigs          taint → taint
     tan → ant              tang → want            tank → kant
     tea → net              teem → meet            tet → tet
     tia → nit              tidy → quit            tim → mit
     time → emit            timer → remit          ting → wait
     tip → pit              tips → spit            tit → tit
     tog → wot              tool → foot            toot → toot
     top → pot              tops → spot            tor → rot
     tort → trot            tot → tot              tow → got
     trevor → robert        trot → tort            urea → nerd
     via → nib              vow → gob              wads → sung
     waifs → sling          wait → ting            waiting → waiting
     waits → sting          wang → wang            want → tang
     wig → wig              wigs → swig            wot → tog
     wow → gog

    So of all of these, footstool (··–· ––– ––– – ··· – ––– ––– ·–··) is the longest English word that is a palindrome in CW. Here is how it sounds at 18wpm: forwards, backwards.

  • Trolling the Bruce Nuclear Cost and Clean Air Calculator for Fun & Profit

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    You might have seen the Bruce Power Cost and Clean Air Calculator. It’s supposed to show that nuclear is both cheap and clean, and using anything else would make your bills and your emissions go through the roof. Well, here are 40+ scenarios that all save money and emissions while using no nuclear and no coal:

    1. 3.9% Solar, 5.7% Wind, 0.2% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 90.2% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $5.09/month and 89.7 t/CO2 annually.
    2. 2.1% Solar, 10.1% Wind, 0.3% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 87.5% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $8.97/month and 89.2 t/CO2 annually.
    3. 0.5% Solar, 23.6% Wind, 0.4% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 75.5% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $2.75/month and 88.7 t/CO2 annually.
    4. 2.1% Solar, 2.5% Wind, 0.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 94.6% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $16.32/month and 87.1 t/CO2 annually.
    5. 3.1% Solar, 0.2% Wind, 1.4% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 95.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $13.27/month and 84.5 t/CO2 annually.
    6. 0.6% Solar, 5.4% Wind, 1.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 92.2% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $19.52/month and 82.7 t/CO2 annually.
    7. 1.9% Solar, 15.8% Wind, 2.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 79.8% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $2.48/month and 79.8 t/CO2 annually.
    8. 0.3% Solar, 13.6% Wind, 2.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 83.6% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $12.08/month and 79.7 t/CO2 annually.
    9. 3.0% Solar, 11.7% Wind, 2.9% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 82.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $1.21/month and 78.0 t/CO2 annually.
    10. 0.1% Solar, 24.8% Wind, 3.1% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 72.0% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $1.35/month and 77.3 t/CO2 annually.
    11. 2.7% Solar, 4.8% Wind, 3.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 88.9% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $8.77/month and 75.2 t/CO2 annually.
    12. 4.1% Solar, 1.2% Wind, 3.9% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 90.8% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $5.96/month and 73.6 t/CO2 annually.
    13. 1.3% Solar, 0.3% Wind, 5.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 92.8% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $18.44/month and 66.3 t/CO2 annually.
    14. 2.4% Solar, 0.1% Wind, 6.0% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 91.5% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $13.26/month and 64.7 t/CO2 annually.
    15. 3.8% Solar, 4.6% Wind, 6.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 85.1% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $1.99/month and 62.2 t/CO2 annually.
    16. 1.4% Solar, 11.8% Wind, 6.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 80% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $5.54/month and 61.0 t/CO2 annually.
    17. 2.9% Solar, 5.7% Wind, 7.0% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 84.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $4.64/month and 60.1 t/CO2 annually.
    18. 0.6% Solar, 14.4% Wind, 7.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 77.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $6.09/month and 57.7 t/CO2 annually.
    19. 0.7% Solar, 12.1% Wind, 7.9% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 79.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $7.64/month and 56.4 t/CO2 annually.
    20. 2.1% Solar, 2.9% Wind, 8.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 86.5% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $104/month and 53.5 t/CO2 annually.
    21. 1.9% Solar, 13.5% Wind, 8.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 76.0% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $0.36/month and 53.1 t/CO2 annually.
    22. 2.5% Solar, 3.5% Wind, 8.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 85.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $7.63/month and 53.1 t/CO2 annually.
    23. 0% Solar, 5.4% Wind, 8.7% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 85.9% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $17.02/month and 52.9 t/CO2 annually.
    24. 0.5% Solar, 0.4% Wind, 8.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 90.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $19.53/month and 52.4 t/CO2 annually.
    25. 1.6% Solar, 3.9% Wind, 9.7% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 84.8% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $10.31/month and 48.5 t/CO2 annually.
    26. 2.6% Solar, 6.6% Wind, 9.9% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 80.9% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $2.76/month and 47.6 t/CO2 annually.
    27. 0.6% Solar, 9.6% Wind, 10.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 79.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $8.70/month and 45.2 t/CO2 annually.
    28. 1.4% Solar, 1.0% Wind, 10.5% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 87.1% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $13.58/month and 44.9 t/CO2 annually.
    29. 0.9% Solar, 12.1% Wind, 11.7% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 75.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $3.96/month and 39.9 t/CO2 annually.
    30. 0.4% Solar, 13.9% Wind, 12.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 73.1% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $3.89/month and 35.7 t/CO2 annually.
    31. 0.3% Solar, 10.7% Wind, 13.3% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 75.7% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $6.89/month and 32.9 t/CO2 annually.
    32. 0.3% Solar, 10.5% Wind, 13.3% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 75.9% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $7.11/month and 32.8 t/CO2 annually.
    33. 0.2% Solar, 17.8% Wind, 13.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 68.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $0.18/month and 31.8 t/CO2 annually.
    34. 2.3% Solar, 6.9% Wind, 14.0% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 76.8% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $0.96/month and 29.8 t/CO2 annually.
    35. 3.5% Solar, 0.2% Wind, 14.0% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 82.3% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $2.11/month and 29.7 t/CO2 annually.
    36. 0.6% Solar, 15.2% Wind, 14.0% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 70.2% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $0.68/month and 29.6 t/CO2 annually.
    37. 3.1% Solar, 3.4% Wind, 14.9% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 78.6% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $09/month and 26.0 t/CO2 annually.
    38. 2.2% Solar, 3.6% Wind, 16.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 77.4% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $2.65/month and 17.8 t/CO2 annually.
    39. 1.4% Solar, 1.3% Wind, 17.1% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 80.2% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $8.29/month and 16.2 t/CO2 annually.
    40. 1.1% Solar, 4.5% Wind, 18.2% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 76.2% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $5.74/month and 11.5 t/CO2 annually.
    41. 0.1% Solar, 13.3% Wind, 19.1% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 67.5% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $0.70/month and 7.9 t/CO2 annually.
    42. 0.1% Solar, 6.4% Wind, 19.8% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 73.7% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $7.47/month and 4.7 t/CO2 annually.
    43. 0.7% Solar, 8.7% Wind, 20.6% Gas, 0% Nuclear, 70% Hydro and 0% Coal saves $1.73/month and 1.2 t/CO2 annually.

    Sure, some of these won’t be practical from a dispatch/capacity perspective, but hey, that’s Bruce’s issue to explain away.

    I couldn’t have done it without this tiny routine to produce a list of random numbers that all add up to 1. No way was I clicking those sliders 10000+ times. Viewing the source was handy, though.

    sub rndnormsum {
        # generate N uniformly distributed random numbers that sum to 1
        # see http://stackoverflow.com/a/2640079/377125
        my $n = shift;        # number of entries to return
        my @arr = ( 0, 1 );
        foreach ( 1 .. ( $n - 1 ) ) {
            push @arr, rand;
        }
        @arr = sort(@arr);
        my @result = ();
        foreach ( 1 .. $n ) {
            push @result, $arr[$_] - $arr[ $_ - 1 ];
        }
        return @result;
    }
    
  • The 9″ Circline – aka “the bastard bulb”.

    The 9″ Circline – aka “the bastard bulb”.

    I spent — no, wasted — two hours traipsing around big-box stores looking for a replacement for this. I bought the light fitting at Lowe’s, but do they stock the tubes? Do they chook.

    The Circline seems to be an especially weird idea. It comes in a whole bunch of odd  sizes, but most stores only stock 8″ and 10″ replacements. If I’d known that, I wouldn’t have bought the light in the first place.

     

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  • memehands

    My hands (and a tiny bunny) are a meme!

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    Thanks to Tineye (who have a really nice office in Toronto, incidentally) you can find where pictures have been used and misused. Here are a couple more variants from the Cheezburger network:

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    h4C0EBFF0

  • at the game

    at the game

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    Photo taken at: Rogers Centre

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  • Untitled

    Untitled

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  • Yes, they have everything here …

    Yes, they have everything here …

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    Photo taken at: Active Surplus Electronics

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  • But what about *this* sign?

    But what about *this* sign?

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    Photo taken at: Birkdale Ravine

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  • I’d rather it were still a cinema.

    I’d rather it were still a cinema.

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    Photo taken at: Chapters

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  • Aw yiss! Valrhona white!

    Aw yiss! Valrhona white!

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    Photo taken at: Max’s Market

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  • Little house on the.

    Little house on the.

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    Photo taken at: Scarborough Historical Museum

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