Category: goatee-stroking musing, or something

  • Muppets!! On Stamps!!!


    I am no philatelist (though I was a half-hearted member of The Stamp Bug Club — and no, I didn’t know who Alain de Cadenet was, either) but this is the best thing ever: Muppets to appear on U.S. stamps.

    The article says: Kermit and his friends are not the first puppets to be featured on a U.S. stamp … That’s strange, I don’t remember seeing a stamp with George W. Bush on it.

  • Remember, Remember …

    It’s so nice to have a November 5th without having neds lobbing rockets and firecrackers about the place.

  • meet anna phylactic

    This time every year, Catherine bakes cookies to remember her dad, who died nine years ago.

    We were coming home on the TTC last night, and Catherine broke out some of the cookies. They’re peanut butter this year, and they’re as good as they always are. We were gnawing away happily on them when a girl sat near us suddenly leaps up from her walkman-induced reverie, and asks, “Are those peanut butter cookies?”

    We thought from her tone that she wanted one, but when Catherine said that they were peanut butter, the girl yelped and ran off to the next carriage. Other folks on the train looked at us as if we’d just executed an Aum Shinrikyo-style attack on the transit system with peanut roasters planted at every station.

    People just weren’t allergic to peanuts when I was young. But it’s getting so you just can’t enjoy a cookie on the subway any more.

  • torrent: Mayor McCA, Lee’s Palace, 18 June 2004

    http://www.easytree.org/torrents-details.php?id=12213

    Mayor McCa
    Lee’s Palace, Toronto
    18th June 02004

    172MB, FLAC format

    Set List
    ========

    I’m So Poor. Buy My CD : 4’13”
    That’s A Wrap : 3’14”
    Hey Man, You Gotta Nice Job : 4’58”
    I Got A Haircut : 3’11”
    Funky Fresh Beets : 7’45”
    I Can’t Pay The Rent : 3’13”
    You Better Watch Out : 4’34”

    Recording Details
    =================

    Audience recorded by Stewart C. Russell
    Sony ECM-909A microphone -> iRiver H120 digital WAV recorder
    (Direct digital file transfer to host Linux box)
    Tracks split using Audacity
    Levels normalized using the ‘normalize’ command-line tool.

    This recording was made with CA Smith’s permission.

    About the Artist
    ================

    CA “Mayor McCa” Smith — One-man Band Singing Sensation, Cartoonist,
    Tapdancer, almost-Mayor of Hamilton, ON — is probably best explained by
    visiting his website: < http://mayormcca.com/>.

    MP3s live here.

  • Dough D’oh!

    The Rise of the Yeast Beast
    Whenever you have to defrost live bread dough, make sure you don’t do it in a sealed polyethylene bag. It looks like a squid has been at it …

    (the resulting bagels were great, though.)

  • The return of Mr Nae Friends

    Okay, so now I have an Orkut account, it appears no-one I know is on it. Is this exclusivity, or something else?

  • Hey Kids, It’s The Coalition of Negligence!

    I misread this CBC headline “Allawi accuses U.S.-led coalition of negligence in ambush of Iraqi recruits“, and I thought, wow, that’s a whole new coalition, and a whole new ballgame!

  • Peely’s dead

    Legenadary BBC Radio DJ John Peel has passed away. Where will we get the weirdness now?

  • Scooby-Doo breaks cartoon record

    Scooby-Doo breaks cartoon record — but the BBC article is worth reading purely for the anti-Scrappy Doo feedback items alone.

    I have to say, Scrappy Doo was perhaps the most annoying cartoon character ever.

  • “If there’s one thing I really, really hate …”

    Just been listening to Bing Hitler – Live at the Tron, that being Craig Ferguson‘s early stage act, back when he was much funnier.

  • Uncertain Slogan

    Richard Iwanski phoned, and left me with this slogan:

    Martyrs for Mammon & the American Way of Life:
    a Vote for John Kerry is a Vote for Perpetual Purgatory

    He and I are both not quite sure what it could mean, or what we can do with it.

  • HCP UK drops Eddie Moore

    I can’t believe this, but HarperCollins UK are making General Reference senior editor Edwin Moore redundant. Eddie’s a true mensch, knows everything (and everyone) there is to know about publishing, and is everything that was good about Collins in Scotland. He and I used to cycle to the Bishopbriggs plant every day, braving Scotland’s, um, interesting weather all year round.

    As we were both active in the NUJ chapel, we used to wonder if the management, err, strategies of HCP UK were those of evil geniuses, or shambling morons. Now we know.

    (An indication of this is immediately obvious from HCP‘s website; they can’t spell Dr Seuss, and they’re repackaging yet another bloody commemorative edition of LofR.)

  • yay, yay, IPA!

    Something has just changed on my Gentoo boxes; I can now display Unicode characters properly. John Wells’s International Phonetic Alphabet in Unicode now displays as it should.

    Now there’s nothing stopping me making weak pronunciation-related puns like “… to /Éš/ is human …”

  • car bong

    A large chrome hash pipe has lain in the rather obsessively manicured lot of a local Ford dealer for the last few days. It looks almost, but not quite, like lawn-sprinkler hardware or piece of hydraulics from an SUV. I wonder when they’ll notice it?

  • let’s get confused

    Clay County Absentee Ballot 2004
    No wonder folks in the USA get confused with ballot papers — there are just too many choices.

    UK ballot papers are super-simple: list of candidates down the left, list of checkboxes down the right. More than one issue? More than one ballot paper. It’s not hard.

  • No, we really did!

    a chicken we saw
    As a memento of actually seeing a chicken in Wingham, I decided to own the domains wesawachicken.com and wesawachicken.info. They both point here.

  • Not that I do, of course

    Friends who orienteer are the best, given that you (and they) know where they are.

     — Jonas Wolff

  • half a turbine: wee deid speug

    We found a dead sparrow (= speug, in Scots, pr. sp-yug) outside the front window when we took the recycling out. It had hit the window. Sorry, little dude.

    So that’s me used six months of the avian mortality of the ExPlace wind turbine.