Author: scruss

  • Independent date x-axis in Excel charts

    The Ask Metafilter question “Basic line graph” spurred me to make this unpretty graph:

    Here are the input data:

    You need to make an X-Y (Scatter) plot. All others don’t have fully independent X-axes. Make your chart by selecting the first two data columns, then Insert Chart. Once the chart is in, right click/Control-click (OS X) to get this context menu:

    which should show

    You can add more data series by hitting Add. Here are the specs for the next two series:

    Finally, here’s the example spreadsheet: MultipleDateLinesChart.

  • I guess people were, at the time

    — an ad from the December 1976 edition of Byte, from the BYTE magazine scanning effort.

  • yay windows 3 reversi

    It‘s old – very old – but it still runs under Wine.

  • Beta Raspberry Pi board

    Beta Raspberry Pi board

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  • Only the small sandwich today

    Only the small sandwich today

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  • Live-action SimStapler

    Live-action SimStapler

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  • Canadian Wheat Boards: #1 & #2

    Canadian Wheat Board #1
    Canadian Wheat Board #2

    — Organic Canadian wheat on red cedar, beeswax encaustic; 72 × 182 mm.

    In the Synthetic History of Canada, there was no symbol more evocative of hearth and home than the wheat board. Reconstructed here by the artist in the traditional materials of cedar [strength], wheat [abundance] and beeswax [cohesion], the wheat board is a forgotten part of Canadian lore. Its rediscovery as a domestic art form brings new hope of a progressive national identity.

  • mockingbird

    Very little urban hum this morning (holiday), and the air conditioners really hadn’t started yet, so please be amused by the sounds of the garden (featuring mostly mockingbird): about quarter to nine. It does a passable seagull and also a red-tailed hawk. The vehicle reversing sound, though, is real.

    (at least I don’t have a mockingbird problem.)

  • Convinced it’s an apparition

    Convinced it’s an apparition

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  • Going Nowhere Fast

    Damn, this is a fine album. Credited as “Stampfel & Weber — The Original Holy Modal Rounders”, it’s a 1981 Rounder release that’ll probably never see the light as a digital release. And that’s a crying shame.

    It packs a lot of tracks into one album. All of them fun, with the off-kilterness that happens so magically when these two play together.
    Side 1:

    1. You’ve got the right String Baby, but the wrong Yo-yo — as briefly featured on Laugh-In.
    2. My Name is Morgan but it ain’t J. P. —Steve Weber really has that parlour fingerpicking style nailed down.
    3. Goin’ to Memphis — Cash, murdered. Outstanding skreeky fiddle from Peter.
    4. Goin’ to Memphis (reprise) —a little bit of caterwauling that was too good to throw out
    5. Jeanine’s Dream —this is a lovely take on La Danseuse, with words by Antonia. I know that Peter’s been obsessed with this tune for decades.
    6. When the Iceworms nest again —supposedly traditionally Canadian.
    7. If You’ll be my Girl —dropped from their 1965(ish) album because it was original, this shows that S&W write some beautiful bubblegum pop.
    8. Aeko
    9. Lovin’ Mad Tom —Shakespeare via Antonia. Centuries old, still haunting us.

    Side 2:

    1. Sea of Love — Steve’s voice is great for this sappy love song.
    2. Come to the Mardi Gras —as usual, Peter finds an old tune and makes it crazed.
    3. Philadelphia Lawyer —a Woody Guthrie tune played almost straight.
    4. Are You from Dixie? —even if I were, I’d deny it if faced with someone proclaiming it as dementedly as this.
    5. Smokey Joe’s Café —a slurfy, sloppy cover.
    6. Goodbye to Booze —This, along with Coldest Woman, was one of the two tracks from this album on I Make A Wish For A Potato, which got me into this whole Holy Modal Rounder mess in the first place.
    7. Junker’s Blues —an unapologetic heroin user’s song.
    8. Red Rooster —play this to clear the house. It sets the demented level up against the stops.
    9. Coldest Woman —a daft little island tune with nicely swung guitar by Steve.
    10. Dance in Slow Motion —another sweet song with Peter singing.
    11. Unnamed Rag —The only words on this Weber tune are “Unnamed Rag” (if you don’t count the stalwart “vo-dee-oh-dee”-ing from Peter) because he hadn’t thought of a name for it.

    It must be about time for a fifth duo album from S&W; there was 15 years between this and HMR2, and Too Much Fun came 19 years after. I guess since there’s only been 14 years since that last album, I’m being a bit premature …

  • Probably unsafe to drive

    Probably unsafe to drive

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  • Someone’s had a shitty day …

    Someone’s had a shitty day …

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  • … and that, kids, was the Rochdale building

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  • “Go scratch a rock on some congealed oil and tell me what it sounds like”

    I’m either getting old or conventional, ‘cos I bought something I said I would never have enough time or space for: a turntable. I won’t forsake my beloved MP3s, but there are somethings you just can’t get electronically. One of them being the 1981 Stampfel & Weber album “Going Nowhere Fast”, which I snagged from Etsy from a west coast seller.

    I bought an elderly Technics from Ring Audio, and set it up with a USB phono preamp from Phonopreamps.com. It sounds good, I guess. It certainly sounds different from MP3s, but better …? Dunno. My two cynical theories hypotheses of vinyl snobbery are:

    1. The more you have invested in your system, the more confirmation bias tells you it sounds better.
    2. Vinyl is the record industry’s last-gasp attempt attempt at relevancy, because you can’t home-cut your own discs. As there’s always analogue loss in ripping from vinyl, it’s self-policed rights management by the sound quality snobs. Imagine that: DRM conditioned into the listeners themselves!

    I have not got a lot of records:

    Albums

    1. Going Nowhere Fast — Stampfel & Weber
    2. The Holy Modal Rounders
    3. The Holy Modal Rounders 2 (are you sensing a pattern here?)
    4. Acedia — Black Walls

    Single-ish Things

    1. The Television Tells Us / Freeing Song by Reindeer — The Music Tapes (Julian sent me this in 1998, and I think this is the first time I’ve played it. For a few days, it was the only record I had, and it was merciful that Catherine was away, as she only has a normal human tolerance for this sort of thing)
    2. Ghetto Kitty Island Split 7″ – featuring Chicken on a Raft, Of Montreal, Bart Davenport and The Minders.

    Speaking of which, I understand that the latter EP is not exactly widely known, is totes OOP, and completists might dig Of Montreal‘s ”Epistle to a Pathological Creep (demo)”, so here it is ripped for your listening pleasure:

    Ghetto Kitty Island Split 7" (2004)I recorded it with arecord, and edited it with Audacity.  The arecord command line (more for my reference than your interest) was:

    arecord -D 'hw:CARD=CODEC,DEV=0' -V stereo -c 2 -f dat -d 900 ghettokittyisland.wav

    which records 900 seconds of audio at DAT quality to the file ghettokittyisland.wav, while showing a simple text meter on the screen.

  • Yup

    Yup

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