i remember that ben elton back when he was funny

Mr Butcher: [sits down on a bollard, then jumps up in disgust] Eurgh, I’ve just sat on something horrible and smelly!
Mr Baker: What was it?
Mr Butcher: My bottom.

– and that, kids, was the essence of alternative comedy.

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