I’m reliably informed that “kiwi fruit” in Farsi translates to “egg with carpet”.
Category: goatee-stroking musing, or something
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tearin’ out a tonsil
My throat may never recover, but it was fun to almost completely lose my voice last night at a singing circle. Yep, we’re a bunch of hairy old folkies, clutching our battered copies of Sing Out!. I don’t care what you think.
I did introduce two songs to the group, I wish I was a Mole in the Ground (Bascom Lamar Lunsford’s subterranean wishes explained in a how-not-to lesson about the subjunctive), and the perennial Glasgow favourite, Ye cannae shove yer Grannie aff a bus. I kind of had to busk it with the lyrics for the latter one.
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4 beeeeeeeeeeeellion dollars?!
Yup, it’ll cost $4,000,000,000 to restore the Pickering nuclear power station to full operation. Oh, and five years, too. And all because of bungling management.
This isn’t just a day late and a dollar short. In 1997, the refurb was estimated at $780m and five years. Now, they’re saying more than 5× the cost and twice the time. Someone please nominate ousted OPG chair Bill Farlinger — author of such classics as The Commonsense Revolution and How to Privatize Hydro for Fun & (my) Profit — for the Giller Prize, since it’s Canada’s Premier Literary Prize for Fiction.
Look, I’ll make Ontario a deal. Give me the CAD 4bn, and I’ll give you enough renewable energy to make Pickering history. And I’ll only bungle on my own time. Deal?
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mid summer, 1987
In UK exams, a “No Mention” was basically where you did so badly in an exam that they didn’t bother to mark it, and you weren’t actually listed as ever taking it.
I got a No Mention for my A-Level Special Maths. I got talked into sitting it by my mate Matthew, who is a maths genius. It was on my 18th birthday, my last day at school, and a gorgeous day.
When I opened the exam paper to see proofs of things involving frictionless pulleys and light, inextensible strings, something snapped. I wrote my name, then:
1) I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it is silly.
I sat for a few minutes, watching the dust motes groove about in the light from the library windows, then walked out.
Matthew got a special distinction, by the way.
I would have liked to add that I went home and listened to “A Can of Bees” by The Soft Boys on my brother’s hi-fi. But I think he’d already left home by then, taking his record collection with him.
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ottawa pictures
The lawn chair whale from the National Gallery
Some Group of Seven symmetry:
Ottawa from (nearly) Hull, Québec:
The Peace tower, and flame:
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car free in canada
It’s fairly easy to do without one if you make your housing and
working arrangements around it. I’ve been car-free since 1996, but
we’re mostly urbanites, so this may not work for everyone.Most of my ideas come from a great UK magazine called AtoB.
- We live very near a TTC subway station
- I cycle during the summer, take transit at other times. A TTC
pass for $90/month for an annual subscription just can’t be
beat. - I have a Brompton folding bike (amongst far too many others, to
Catherine’s eternal dismay) which rides well, and plays well with
others on crowded transit. - Catherine can use rental cars (I don’t have my Canadian licence
yet, for various annoying bureaucratic reasons). They’re cheaper
than running a car if you only need them now and again. - Taxis work for getting big stuff from stores. (Unless you’re
buying an eMac computer, which comes in a box too big to fit in a
taxi …) - All of our furniture was delivered, at less cost per trip than
even hiring a U-Haul. - We get most of our groceries delivered from Grocery Gateway
- We’ve considered signing up for AutoShare, a car sharing service in Toronto. A few of our friends use it, and find it convenient and
reasonable.
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pathologically polite
It’s 9am, TTC subway southbound at St George. The train is packed (the crowd roared like a lion… no, wait, that was Wesley Willis). It’s the usual crowd — UofT students, Queen’s Park parliament types, downtown suits — not an elderly, infirm or pregnant person in sight. Everyone’s muffled in their winter gear, and there’s no room to move.
And there are two empty seats. No-one will sit in them, ‘cos they’re too polite, or too passive-aggressive to let anyone sit in them.
To compound this, they are window seats, and there’s someone in the aisle seats. AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!
Am I a really bad person for wanting to sit down?
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snow, man
It’s here. We’ve had dustings before, but this looks like it’s here to stay. Hello, winter!
Wish I could make like a groundhog, and see y’all in April …
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how the blog got its name
We showed this film to an audience and asked them what they had seen, and they said they had seen a chicken, a fowl, and we didn’t know that there was a fowl in it! So we carefully scanned the frames one by one for this fowl, and, sure enough, for about a second, a fowl went over the corner of the frame. … The film was about five minutes long. …
Wilson: We simply asked them: what did you see in the film?
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Question: No one gave you a response other than “We saw the chicken”?Wilson: No, this was the first quick response— “We saw a chicken.”
— from “Film Literacy in Africa”, by John Wilson (Canadian Communications vol.1 no. 4, summer, 1961, pp. 7-14), cited in McLuhan’s “The Gutenberg Galaxy”.
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The Remarkable Bob Levitt
Bob Levitt — on a budget of $0 — has built one of the most remarkable and useful websites I’ve ever seen: Toronto Tenants. If you’re a tenant in Toronto (as more than half of the city’s residents are), Bob’s site is a gold mine.
He’s taken the time to build a comprehensive site, with no concessions to commerciality. He’s even researched Google’s linking algorithm to make sure that his site ranks way up there. His attention to detail — including providing common typos, such as tennant, as search keywords — goes far beyond that of most sites.
In short, it’s a labour of love. Talking to Bob, it’s clear that he wants tenants in the Megacity (and beyond) to be safely and happily housed, and to know their rights.
Just as I thought that the web was turning into a global electronic Wal*Mart, Bob restores my faith in humanity. Keep up the good work, Bob!
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Props
Thanks to Paul Hart, who pointed me to 1&1 in the first place.
Massive thanks to official man o’ pairts* Jeff Walker, who helped me set up Movable Type, and who hosts my existing blog.
If this had been back in Amiga days, I’d definitely write a demo with greets in a scrolly sine-wave message …
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everyone else is voting, why can’t I?
It’s municipal election day here in Toronto. I’m a Toronto resident, homeowner, and taxpayer. Yet I can’t vote, because I’m not a Canadian citizen.
I can understand not being able to vote in federal or provincial elections, but I’m as much of a citizen as anyone else living in Toronto. Toronto has such a vast immigrant population that many people are disenfranchised. Perhaps that’s why the city is failing to provide for its citizens.
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so long, emusic
I left emusic — despite me originally saying this — because they changed. Unlimited downloads went away.
I did download a ton of good music before unsubscribing. But they let me down — they shouldn’t have promised what they couldn’t sustain. Just like Bigfoot For Life, who promised free, unlimited e-mail forwarding for life, only to turn around and start charging.
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yay, go nettwerk!
After writing this, I emailed Nettwerk about the essentially broken CDs they were selling. Very quickly, they said they could send me a non-copy-controlled one. And a week later, it arrived. I now have happy CD players, happy MP3 players, and a happy me, ‘cos it’s a good album.
Someone at Nettwerk hinted to me that they’re dropping copy-controlled CDs because of all the bother. Good.
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only in canada
Flash animation: Best management practices for water quality from Agriculture & Food Canada: ROBOCOW
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found sound
Hauling my bike up the stairs up the Queen St viaduct over the Don this morning, I found a beat-up discarded demo CD for
Estella Fritz
. Being an avid fan of the 365 Days Project, I hoped this would be a demented demo for some superannuated wedding singer.On hauling it into the office, I was disappointed. It’s generic overly-angsty rock from Windsor, ON. They have a website, alas: estellafritz.com.
Dang.
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i think i like emusic …
Just signed up for emusic.com. US $10 per month for unlimited download of some excellent artists, encoded as decent MP3s.
Here’s a sampling of what I’ve downloaded so far:
- The Dickies
- The Fall
- Ewan MacColl
- Jah Wobble
- Gorp
- James Taylor Quartet
- Daniel Johnston
- Holy Modal Rounders
- Wesley Willis
- Boards Of Canada
- Perez Prado Orchestra
- Young Fresh Fellows
- Mayor McCA
- Yo La Tengo
- Dressy Bessy
- The Fugs
- Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
Maybe I don’t like them all, but at least I haven’t paid extra to find that out.
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where’s willy?
Okay, so I got a $20 the other day in Scarborough inscribed with
See Where I’ve Been… Track it online… www.whereswilly.com
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it takes a worried chicken
To make Nong Shim Spicy Chicken Bowl Noodle Soup.
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Well, George, I didn’t expect to find you here …
In a Food Basics supermarket in Scarborough, there’s a kiddie ride that reminds me of a certain world leader …