Category: goatee-stroking musing, or something

  • cheque bookmark

    helie1

    Found in a library book. Had it been a higher denomination or not so old, I would have found a way to return it.

  • poppin’ panda heads

    There’s something quite disturbing about Meiji “Hello Panda” biscuits. They’re happy little panda heads that you bite into and goo comes out.

    Disturbing, true; tasty, definitely.

  • Calculating the second last Friday of the month

    My boss, bless ‘im (no really, do; he’s a sound bloke, great guy to work for, and is just getting through some serious health problems), needs a monthly status report on the second last Friday of every month. I live by my calendar applications reminding me to do things, so I thought it’d be no problem getting Outlook to set up a reminder.

    No dice; it will only set up appointments on the 1st, 2nd, 3rd etc., starting from the beginning of the month. I did a web search, and really thought I’d found a solution for iCal. It was not to be; this was for a Unix program called ICal; dratted case-insensitive search. Curiously, it appears that the ics spec might support a second-from-last syntax, but Outlook and iCal (and Google Calendar) can’t create them. Phooey.

    So I tried excel; and really thought I’d found the basis of an answer: Last Friday of the month. And indeed, most of their assumptions are right; the code

    DATE(year,month+1,1)-WEEKDAY(DATE(year,month+1,1),1)

    really does give you the date of the last Saturday in the month. But you can’t assume that the day before the last Saturday is the last Friday – it is the second last, if the month ends on a Friday (April 2010 is a test case).

    So I tried the Swiss Army chainsaw of brute-force date calculation: Perl with Date::Calc. What I do here is create an array of every Friday in the month, then print the second last member; never known to fail:

    #!/usr/bin/perl -w
    # second_last_friday.pl - show date of 2nd last friday
    use strict;
    use Date::Calc qw(Today
      Nth_Weekday_of_Month_Year
      Add_Delta_YMD);
    my ( $new_year, $new_month ) = 0;
    
    my ( $year, $month, $day ) = Today;
    foreach ( 1 .. 24 ) {
        my @fridays = ();   # for every friday in this month
        foreach my $week ( 1 .. 5 ) {
            if (
                ( $new_year, $new_month, $day ) =
                Nth_Weekday_of_Month_Year(
                    $year, $month, 5, $week
                )
              )
            {               # day of week 5 is Friday
                push @fridays, $day;
            }
            else {
                last;       # not a valid Friday
            }
        }
        printf( "%4d/%02d/%02d\n",
            $year, $month, $fridays[-2] );
        ( $year, $month, $day ) =
          Add_Delta_YMD( $year, $month, 1, 0, 1, 0 )
          ;                 # month++
    }
    exit;
    

    and this gives

    
    2009/11/20
    2009/12/18
    2010/01/22
    2010/02/19
    2010/03/19
    2010/04/23
    2010/05/21
    
    ...
    
    

    See, notice the tricksy 23 April 2010, which – considering thirty days hath April et al – ends on a Friday and threw that simple Excel calculation off.

    I’m disappointed that all these new applications like Outlook and iCal don’t seem to handle dates as elegantly as the old unix programs I used to use. pcal, in particular, could generate incredibly complex date formulae. I must dig around to solve this problem – and for now, actually have to remember to write that report on the second last Friday of this month …

  • big-ass spider

    This is one of the last surviving garden spiders. It’s huge – perspective makes it look smaller than my thumb, but it’s about the same size.

    It looks weary and arthritic. May not see november.

  • brontosaurus in my window

    I have a crane looming very close to my office.

  • foo

    I am in oakwood village library, trying WordPress for BlackBerry.

  • Save Chambers Harrap in Edinburgh

    Harry writes:

    As you may have heard, the historic dictionary firm of Chambers in
    Edinburgh is threatened with closure by the parent company Hachette
    Livre
    .

    They intend moving the English dictionaries to London and the
    bilingual Harrap titles to Paris, involving not just the loss of 27
    jobs in Edinburgh but the end of a publishing tradition going back
    nearly two centuries.  Chambers is a Scottish and British institution
    dear to the hearts of word-lovers.

    Yes, the advent of free resources on the internet has changed the
    world of reference publishing, but it is far from clear whether all
    options for the future of Chambers Harrap have been properly
    considered in what appears to be a very drastic and possibly even
    underhand move by Hachette.  I feel strongly we shouldn’t just accept
    this as inevitable.  Hachette should be forced at the very least to
    undertake a properly full and open review of the situation first, in
    due consultation with the NUJ.  If you wish to join with others in
    urging them to think again, you may like to sign the online petition
    at http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/chambers-in-edinburgh/.  It only
    takes a few seconds.

    More at http://sn.im/chambersharrap and http://harrycampbell.blogspot.com.

  • she says I’m boring her camera

    pentax mx + 40mm f/2.8 pancake

    I missed my old Pentax MX. Of all of the cameras I’ve ever owned, it was probably the one with the most charm – and I don’t mean that in the same way that former Eastern bloc cameras were “charmingly” unreliable.

    The MX doesn’t do much, but does all you need. It is tiny, but it’s a very solid chunk of metal. The shutter/mirror makes a very civilized little klipp! when fired. All the controls are where you’d expect them. The pancake 40mm lens gives my MX a snub-nosed appearance. I used to have the bigger and heavier 50mm f/1.4, which some lens nerds consider to be one of the finest lenses ever made.

    Sure, it has its faults. The advance lever will poke you in the eye if you change shutter speed on the fly. And, well, y’know, film.

  • like 8-bit on a green screen

    Saw a forces type wearing CADPAT on the subway. He looked like old-school 8-bit, so I thought I could improve on the design:

    mario camouflage

  • Gothpops: frozen treats for the doomed

    gothpop

    Yes, it’s a black ice lolly/popsicle. Wei-Chuan Black Sesame, to be exact. They’re a bit, well, seedy for my taste.

  • Artwork by David Barnes

    Artwork by David Barnes / thebeewithwheels. Medium: pen on index card, 3x5" (76 x 127 mm)
    Artwork by David Barnes / thebeewithwheels. Medium: pen on index card, 3×5" (76 x 127 mm)

    David Barnes does all the artwork for Of Montreal. He’s recently opened an Etsy store under his thebeewithwheels moniker. I bought his print of the Aldhils Arboretum cover, and inside he included a little drawing. Keep running, finch-headed man!

  • Ink

    Vinegar’s remarkable ability to clean up spilled ink from a plain wood table is matched only by Waterman Encre Havane’s near-praeternatural ability to get everywhere.

  • They really add something, you know?

    Good dills really make a sandwich, wouldn’t you agree?

  • We found tastiness at Makkal Chon

    We went to Makkal Chon (1975 Lawrence Ave E, near Warden) and had truly amazing Korean food. It’s such an unassuming little place, but worth it. Kal bi frenzy!