I guess I can pull this résumé from toronto.craigslist.org, then:
- Can (& currently does) build high performance web applications with Unix, Apache, Perl and various RDBMS systems.
- Linux user for nearly 10 years.
- Knows his way around pre-press systems, and especially skilled in PostScript hacking.
- Comfortable with SGML, HTML and XML. Not afraid to use CSS2, JavaScript or XSLT, either.
- Knows lots of obscure markup languages, like TeX, troff and proprietary publishing languages.
- Skilled book typesetter, having typeset dictionaries and thesauruses.
- Obscenely large English vocabulary.
- Experienced wind farm builder.
- Skilled numeric data analyst.
- Can build data logging and instrumentation systems, especially remote, solar-powered systems.
- Director of a wind energy co-op.
- Experienced free-lance journalist.
- Confident public speaker.
- Mechanical engineering degree, with a master’s in innovation theory.
- More letters after my name than in it.
- Cycling and transportation activist.
- Sometime union shop steward.
- Well-read and witty.