As a taster of the great work of Fred Lane, I present to you:

Select and sing along with Fred to the first verse! (RealAudio).

Oh -- The French Toast Man
The French Toast Man
He rides around the corner
Takes a turn around the block
He's got a lot of french toast in the back
He's got it wrapped up in a sock.

He's timing the engine of his truck
He's got a lot of french toast in the back
The kids come around and ask him if they
Can have a delicious slice of french toast.

"Sure you can! Here it is!"
He says as he hands it out to all the boys and girls
And they scream with delight as they run home
And show it to their parents.

Then mom takes the french toast from the kids
To examine it more closely
It has green mould growing right out of the crust
And it smells like something awful.

So she throws it into the garbage can
A rat comes along and eats it up
And falls right over, dead.

And his stomach bursts open
And his liver pops out
Everyone stands around with their hands on their mouths
They really are disgusted.

Then -- The French Toast man comes right around the block
And puts it in his french toast sock.

Oh -- The French Toast Man
He's on his way
He's got a slop-bowl too.
So evacuate your bowels and have a hot lunch
And don't be late for school
And don't be late for school
And don't be late for school!

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