{"id":8085,"date":"2012-11-29T19:57:12","date_gmt":"2012-11-30T00:57:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=8085"},"modified":"2025-02-11T10:59:16","modified_gmt":"2025-02-11T15:59:16","slug":"bad-kids-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2012\/11\/29\/bad-kids-jokes\/","title":{"rendered":"Bad Kids Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/badkidsjokes.tumblr.com\/post\/25870003067\/lost-tractor\">Lost Tractor<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?<\/p>\n<p>where\u2019s my tractor?<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/badkidsjokes.tumblr.com\/post\/25710327578\/old-man\">Old Man<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>why is it when a old man with one kid people thinks \u201dstranger\u201d, but when its a old man with 20 kids people think \u201dschool trip\u201d . im on to you old people<\/p>\n<h3><a href=\"http:\/\/badkidsjokes.tumblr.com\/post\/25708428669\/mountain-climbing\">Mountain Climbing<\/a><\/h3>\n<p>Q) why did\u2019nt the man clime up the mountain<\/p>\n<p>A) because there wasn\u2019t a mountain<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 from <a href=\"http:\/\/badkidsjokes.tumblr.com\/\">Bad Kids Jokes<\/a> (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.metafilter.com\/122342\/I-is-all-you-can-say-is-purple-p-yes\">via<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lost Tractor what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where\u2019s my tractor? Old Man why is it when a old man with one kid people thinks \u201dstranger\u201d, but when its a old man with 20 kids people think \u201dschool trip\u201d . im on to you old people Mountain Climbing Q) why did\u2019nt [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1254,2593,2594,1384],"class_list":["post-8085","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-bad","tag-jokes","tag-kids","tag-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-26p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8085","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8085"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8085\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":17752,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8085\/revisions\/17752"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8085"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8085"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8085"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}