{"id":7072,"date":"2011-12-17T17:40:17","date_gmt":"2011-12-17T22:40:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=7072"},"modified":"2011-12-17T17:40:17","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T22:40:17","slug":"and-now-only-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2011\/12\/17\/and-now-only-two\/","title":{"rendered":"and now only two"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The formerly <del><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/the-seven-locks-of-chester\/\">seven<\/a><\/del> <a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/11\/and-then-there-were-eight\/\">eight<\/a> locks of Chester are now only two:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7076\" title=\"two locks of chester\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039-320x320.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039-320x320.jpg 320w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039-160x160.jpg 160w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0039.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-7075\" title=\"didn't see them\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a-320x320.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a-320x320.jpg 320w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a-160x160.jpg 160w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/xIMG_0040a.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 320px) 100vw, 320px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The formerly seven eight locks of Chester are now only two:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[2439,2440,43],"class_list":["post-7072","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-chester","tag-locks","tag-toronto"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1Q4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7072","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7072"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7072\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7078,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7072\/revisions\/7078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7072"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7072"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7072"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}