{"id":7,"date":"2003-11-25T09:38:42","date_gmt":"2003-11-25T13:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=7"},"modified":"2003-11-25T09:38:42","modified_gmt":"2003-11-25T13:38:42","slug":"pathologically-polite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/25\/pathologically-polite\/","title":{"rendered":"pathologically polite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 9am, TTC subway southbound at St George. The train is packed (<em>the crowd roared like a lion<\/em>&hellip; no, wait, that was Wesley Willis). It&#8217;s the usual crowd&nbsp;&mdash; UofT students, Queen&#8217;s Park parliament types, downtown suits&nbsp;&mdash;  not an elderly, infirm or pregnant person in sight. Everyone&#8217;s muffled in their winter gear, and there&#8217;s no room to move.<\/p>\n<p>And there are two empty seats. No-one will sit in them, &#8216;cos they&#8217;re too polite, or too passive-aggressive to let anyone sit in them.<\/p>\n<p>To compound this, they are window seats, and there&#8217;s someone in the aisle seats. <strong>AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Am I a really bad person for wanting to sit down?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s 9am, TTC subway southbound at St George. The train is packed (the crowd roared like a lion&hellip; no, wait, that was Wesley Willis). It&#8217;s the usual crowd&nbsp;&mdash; UofT students, Queen&#8217;s Park parliament types, downtown suits&nbsp;&mdash; not an elderly, infirm or pregnant person in sight. Everyone&#8217;s muffled in their winter gear, and there&#8217;s no room [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1,2],"tags":[43,360],"class_list":["post-7","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-toronto","tag-ttc"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}