{"id":6889,"date":"2011-09-24T10:54:32","date_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:54:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=6889"},"modified":"2011-09-24T10:54:32","modified_gmt":"2011-09-24T14:54:32","slug":"oh-i-wish-that-citrix-would-stop-changing-its-product-names","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2011\/09\/24\/oh-i-wish-that-citrix-would-stop-changing-its-product-names\/","title":{"rendered":"oh i wish that citrix would stop changing its product names"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citrix.com\/lang\/English\/home.asp\">Citrix<\/a>, just quite changing your product names, willya? How are we supposed to find your ^(*(&amp;&amp;*^(&amp;$# plugin if it&#8217;s called something different this week from last. At the one place I&#8217;ve worked, it was initially called &#8220;ICA Client&#8221;, then the mysterious &#8220;Xen&#8221;, and now it&#8217;s called bloody <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citrix.com\/English\/ss\/downloads\/details.asp?downloadId=2315306&amp;productId=1689163&amp;ntref=clientcenter#top\">&#8220;Receiver<\/a>&#8220;. Good word choice there. Not like &#8220;receiver&#8221; has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onkyousa.com\/prod_class.cfm?class=Receiver\">ever<\/a> been <a href=\"http:\/\/www.miamiherald.com\/2011\/09\/24\/2422264\/giants-still-mixing-and-matching.html\">used<\/a> for <a href=\"http:\/\/receiverdesign.com\/\">anything<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foodmanufacture.co.uk\/Business-News\/Highland-Toffee-firm-in-administration-100-jobs-risk\">else<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hamuniverse.com\/shortwave.html\">before<\/a>. Gah!<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, now I&#8217;m a bit calm, if you are trying to connect to a Citrix server from OS X Lion, this worked for me: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.citrix.com\/English\/ss\/downloads\/details.asp?downloadId=2315306&amp;productId=1689163&amp;ntref=clientcenter#top\">Citrix Receiver for Mac 11.4<\/a>. Yes, you&#8217;ll need to register to download it, which is a royal pain in the bum. And for all of Citrix&#8217;s &#8220;<em>o we are <strong>TEH SEKYOOR<\/strong> and care deeply about ur securitee<\/em>&#8220;, they send your password in plain text, by e-mail. Gits. They should be forced to watch the <a title=\"eye painting guy NASTY DO NOT WATCH THIS BLEEARGH\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=l1itHuYxeL4&amp;feature=player_embedded\">eye-painting guy video<\/a> (tnx <a href=\"http:\/\/www.regretsy.com\/2011\/09\/23\/the-mighty-ducts\/\">regretsy<\/a>) five times for this crime.<\/p>\n<p>I guess my ancient post\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"..\/..\/blog\/2006\/12\/14\/when-you-really-havent-chosen-not-to-trust-citrix-mac-os-x-and-entrust-certificates\/\">When you really haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t chosen not to trust: Citrix, Mac OS X, and Entrust certificates<\/a> can get retired now, though it still gets a ton of hits. The vast number of semi-irrelevant links in this post is in no way an attempt to make up for that. Oh no.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Citrix, just quite changing your product names, willya? How are we supposed to find your ^(*(&amp;&amp;*^(&amp;$# plugin if it&#8217;s called something different this week from last. At the one place I&#8217;ve worked, it was initially called &#8220;ICA Client&#8221;, then the mysterious &#8220;Xen&#8221;, and now it&#8217;s called bloody &#8220;Receiver&#8220;. Good word choice there. Not like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[512,2382,2381,2384,2383],"class_list":["post-6889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","tag-citrix","tag-ica","tag-osx","tag-receiver","tag-xen"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1N7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6889"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6890,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6889\/revisions\/6890"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}