{"id":5985,"date":"2010-12-12T13:10:32","date_gmt":"2010-12-12T18:10:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=5985"},"modified":"2010-12-12T13:10:32","modified_gmt":"2010-12-12T18:10:32","slug":"just-hope-i-didnt-get-a-wee-girls-christmas-present-by-mistake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/12\/just-hope-i-didnt-get-a-wee-girls-christmas-present-by-mistake\/","title":{"rendered":"just hope I didn&#8217;t get a wee girl&#8217;s christmas present by mistake"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>This<\/em> arrived today:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-5987\" title=\"bright pink mystery ukulele\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xIMG00006-20101212-1235.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"512\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xIMG00006-20101212-1235.jpg 512w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xIMG00006-20101212-1235-160x120.jpg 160w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/xIMG00006-20101212-1235-320x240.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/>A <a title=\"desc\" href=\"http:\/\/www.empire-music.com\/Catalogue.php?ProductID=ECU-400\">bright pink EMUS soprano ukulele<\/a> from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.empire-music.com\/\">Empire Music<\/a>. I&#8217;m confused \u00e2\u20ac\u201d not merely because I&#8217;ve never known <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canadapost.ca\/\">Canada Post<\/a> to deliver on a Sunday, but:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I haven&#8217;t ordered from Empire since 2007<\/li>\n<li>I have a <a title=\"I have to donate a spare ukulele | We Saw a Chicken \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\" href=\"..\/..\/blog\/2009\/08\/19\/i-have-to-donate-a-spare-ukulele\/\">ukulele<\/a> already<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m <em>relatively<\/em> unlikely to have ordered a pink one.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It actually plays quite well \u00e2\u20ac\u201d but where did it come from?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This arrived today: A bright pink EMUS soprano ukulele from Empire Music. I&#8217;m confused \u00e2\u20ac\u201d not merely because I&#8217;ve never known Canada Post to deliver on a Sunday, but: I haven&#8217;t ordered from Empire since 2007 I have a ukulele already I&#8217;m relatively unlikely to have ordered a pink one. It actually plays quite well [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[2244,848,426],"class_list":["post-5985","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-mystery","tag-pink","tag-ukulele"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1yx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5985","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5985"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5985\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5988,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5985\/revisions\/5988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5985"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5985"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5985"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}