{"id":5928,"date":"2010-11-09T08:28:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-09T13:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=5928"},"modified":"2010-11-09T08:28:35","modified_gmt":"2010-11-09T13:28:35","slug":"for-perfect-hotel-sleeping","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/09\/for-perfect-hotel-sleeping\/","title":{"rendered":"for perfect hotel sleeping &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>ensure that the ventilation system sounds like an idling <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Morris_Minor\">Morris Minor<\/a><\/li>\n<li>insist that the alarm clock has a brightly-backlit display that won&#8217;t turn off, and is curved, so light will leak out no matter what you block it with<\/li>\n<li>smoke alarms must have a flashing LED bright enough to cause retinal POV trails.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Yes, <a title=\"The Doubletree Guest Suites and Conference Center Chicago\/Downers Grove hotel in Downers Grove, Illinois is situated in Chicagos western suburbs next to Lombard and Oakbrook, Illinois. Plan your stay at our Chicago hotel in Downers Grove.\" href=\"http:\/\/doubletree1.hilton.com\/en_US\/dt\/hotel\/ORDWBDT-Doubletree-Guest-Suites-Conference-Center-Chicago-Downers-Grove-Illinois\/index.do\">Downers Grove Doubletree Guest Suites<\/a>, I&#8217;m talking about you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ensure that the ventilation system sounds like an idling Morris Minor insist that the alarm clock has a brightly-backlit display that won&#8217;t turn off, and is curved, so light will leak out no matter what you block it with smoke alarms must have a flashing LED bright enough to cause retinal POV trails. Yes, Downers [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[2230,458],"class_list":["post-5928","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-grar","tag-hotel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1xC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5928"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5929,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5928\/revisions\/5929"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5928"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5928"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5928"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}