{"id":5676,"date":"2010-07-12T19:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T23:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=5676"},"modified":"2010-07-12T19:48:00","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T23:48:00","slug":"aggressive-aggressive-note","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2010\/07\/12\/aggressive-aggressive-note\/","title":{"rendered":"aggressive-aggressive note"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I thought the highlighter was a nice touch:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mopednote.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5677\" title=\"mopednote\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mopednote-272x320.jpg\" alt=\"Hey asshole, why are you blocking a parking space for a bicycle? Fuck you very much, and (have a nice day)\" width=\"272\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mopednote-272x320.jpg 272w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mopednote-136x160.jpg 136w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/07\/mopednote.jpg 612w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 272px) 100vw, 272px\" \/><\/a>Seen on University Ave on a moped parked blocking a bike ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought the highlighter was a nice touch: Seen on University Ave on a moped parked blocking a bike ring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[77,1976,2176,2175,43],"class_list":["post-5676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-bike","tag-moped","tag-note","tag-swearies","tag-toronto"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1ty","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5678,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5676\/revisions\/5678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}