{"id":4987,"date":"2009-12-19T17:04:57","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T22:04:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/19\/i-wonder-if-these-are-as-bad-as-i-remember\/"},"modified":"2009-12-19T18:20:18","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T23:20:18","slug":"i-wonder-if-these-are-as-bad-as-i-remember","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/19\/i-wonder-if-these-are-as-bad-as-i-remember\/","title":{"rendered":"i wonder if these are as bad as i remember?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4985\" title=\"pickled onion monster munch\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00066-20091219-1652-e1261264785968.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00066-20091219-1652-e1261264785968.jpg 480w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00066-20091219-1652-e1261264785968-120x160.jpg 120w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00066-20091219-1652-e1261264785968-240x320.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Ladies and germs, I give you &#8230; pickled onion Monster Munch. Let me get back to you on how they taste.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4986\" title=\"at least they make no pretense of being real\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00067-20091219-1655.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00067-20091219-1655.jpg 640w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00067-20091219-1655-160x120.jpg 160w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/IMG00067-20091219-1655-320x240.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><br \/>\n&#8230; deep fried barf is the best I can come up with. Crispy, yet vile. By the end of the bag, my tastebuds gave in, leaving me to lever the compressed corn pulp from my molars. It feels like I&#8217;ve ScotchGarded the inside of my mouth. Just as I remember them, then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ladies and germs, I give you &#8230; pickled onion Monster Munch. Let me get back to you on how they taste. &#8230; deep fried barf is the best I can come up with. Crispy, yet vile. By the end of the bag, my tastebuds gave in, leaving me to lever the compressed corn pulp from [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[2042,2043,217],"class_list":["post-4987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-country","tag-crisps","tag-nasty","tag-uk"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1ir","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4987","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4987"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4987\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4989,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4987\/revisions\/4989"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}