{"id":4935,"date":"2009-12-05T08:54:03","date_gmt":"2009-12-05T13:54:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=4935"},"modified":"2009-12-05T08:54:03","modified_gmt":"2009-12-05T13:54:03","slug":"it-is-of-course-part-of-some-colossal-oilpatch-conspiracy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/05\/it-is-of-course-part-of-some-colossal-oilpatch-conspiracy\/","title":{"rendered":"it is of course part of some colossal oilpatch conspiracy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Edmonton this week, so I picked up a copy of <a href=\"http:\/\/vueweekly.com\/\">Vue Weekly<\/a> purely to have some real, hold-it-in-your-hands <a href=\"http:\/\/angryflower.com\/\">Bob the Angry Flower<\/a>. And this is what it was:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop-as_printed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4936\" title=\"floop-as_printed\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop-as_printed.png\" alt=\"floop-as_printed\" width=\"599\" height=\"772\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop-as_printed.png 599w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop-as_printed-232x300.png 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 599px) 100vw, 599px\" \/><\/a>But I go online and find the web version:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/angryflower.com\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4937\" title=\"floop\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop.gif\" alt=\"floop\" width=\"600\" height=\"774\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop.gif 600w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/floop-232x300.gif 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a>and I&#8217;m left asking, &#8220;But WHY???&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in Edmonton this week, so I picked up a copy of Vue Weekly purely to have some real, hold-it-in-your-hands Bob the Angry Flower. And this is what it was: But I go online and find the web version: and I&#8217;m left asking, &#8220;But WHY???&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[294,2038],"class_list":["post-4935","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-bob_the_angry_flower","tag-edmonton"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1hB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4935"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4938,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4935\/revisions\/4938"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4935"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4935"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4935"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}