{"id":4555,"date":"1976-02-13T11:00:45","date_gmt":"1976-02-13T15:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=4555"},"modified":"2009-07-27T07:58:34","modified_gmt":"2009-07-27T11:58:34","slug":"the-unfortunate-princess","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/1976\/02\/13\/the-unfortunate-princess\/","title":{"rendered":"the unfortunate princess"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4556\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4556\" style=\"width: 640px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760213-the-unfortunate-princess.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4556\" title=\"Tonight my Daddy is going to get his Austin-Princess.\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760213-the-unfortunate-princess.jpg\" alt=\"Tonight my Daddy is going to get his Austin-Princess.\" width=\"640\" height=\"498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760213-the-unfortunate-princess.jpg 640w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760213-the-unfortunate-princess-300x233.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4556\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Tonight my Daddy is going to get his Austin-Princess.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1587,85,1586,1585],"class_list":["post-4555","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-1587","tag-car","tag-jotter","tag-mearns"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1bt","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4555"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4557,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4555\/revisions\/4557"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4555"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4555"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4555"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}