{"id":4546,"date":"1976-03-16T11:00:41","date_gmt":"1976-03-16T15:00:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=4546"},"modified":"2009-07-25T08:32:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-25T12:32:44","slug":"unfortunate-frog-pyre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/1976\/03\/16\/unfortunate-frog-pyre\/","title":{"rendered":"unfortunate frog pyre"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_4548\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-4548\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760316-frog_pyre.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-4548\" title=\"Once we got tadpoles and they grew until they were little frogs. And there was lots of little frogs about the house and they all got killed so we made a little crematorium of matches then we lit it and then pooh what a pong! if any frogs get killed please burn them. (Please feed them live plankton.)\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760316-frog_pyre-300x122.jpg\" alt=\"Once we got tadpoles and they grew until they were little frogs. And there was lots of little frogs about the house and they all got killed so we made a little crematorium of matches then we lit it and then pooh what a pong! if any frogs get killed please burn them. (Please feed them live plankton.)\" width=\"300\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760316-frog_pyre-300x122.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760316-frog_pyre-1024x419.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/07\/19760316-frog_pyre.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-4548\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Once we got tadpoles and they grew until they were little frogs. And there was lots of little frogs about the house and they all got killed so we made a little crematorium of matches then we lit it and then pooh what a pong! if any frogs get killed please burn them. (Please feed them live plankton.)<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1584],"tags":[1587,1309,1586,1585],"class_list":["post-4546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-old-school","tag-1587","tag-frog","tag-jotter","tag-mearns"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-1bk","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4546"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4546\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4550,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4546\/revisions\/4550"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}