{"id":4362,"date":"2009-04-20T21:53:53","date_gmt":"2009-04-21T01:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=4362"},"modified":"2009-04-20T21:53:53","modified_gmt":"2009-04-21T01:53:53","slug":"proclamations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2009\/04\/20\/proclamations\/","title":{"rendered":"Proclamations"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Take heed, fell people of <a href=\"http:\/\/storex.ca\">Storex<\/a>: may your website forever remain broken for the crime of putting a tamper-resistant product sticker on the front of my filing cabinet. The hour spent removing its tiny sticky shards was not a pleasant one, nor will it be one I get back, mark my words.<\/p>\n<p>Know this, excellent people of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scraperite.com\/\">Scraperite<\/a>:   your blades of finest vorpal plastic cut through the sticky clogging evil like enchanted senna through a dwarven granny.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Take heed, fell people of Storex: may your website forever remain broken for the crime of putting a tamper-resistant product sticker on the front of my filing cabinet. The hour spent removing its tiny sticky shards was not a pleasant one, nor will it be one I get back, mark my words. Know this, excellent [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1553,1554,1552],"class_list":["post-4362","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-blade","tag-silly","tag-sticky"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-18m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4362"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4363,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4362\/revisions\/4363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4362"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4362"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4362"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}