{"id":4050,"date":"2008-11-25T17:44:38","date_gmt":"2008-11-25T22:44:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=4050"},"modified":"2008-11-25T17:44:38","modified_gmt":"2008-11-25T22:44:38","slug":"when-fish-go-bad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/25\/when-fish-go-bad\/","title":{"rendered":"when fish go bad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think even <a href=\"http:\/\/www.odd-fish.net\/\">Odd-Fish<\/a> would stoop this low:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><strong>Q<\/strong>: Why were the sardines angry?<br \/>\n<strong>A<\/strong>: Because they were brisling with indignation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think even Odd-Fish would stoop this low: Q: Why were the sardines angry? A: Because they were brisling with indignation.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[2901,136,1437],"class_list":["post-4050","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fish","tag-fish","tag-pun","tag-sardine"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-13k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4050","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4050"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4050\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4051,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4050\/revisions\/4051"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4050"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4050"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4050"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}