{"id":3891,"date":"2008-09-22T14:22:33","date_gmt":"2008-09-22T18:22:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=3891"},"modified":"2008-09-22T14:22:33","modified_gmt":"2008-09-22T18:22:33","slug":"speaks-to-my-condition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/22\/speaks-to-my-condition\/","title":{"rendered":"speaks to my condition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.picturesforsadchildren.com\/index.php?comicID=102\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3892\" title=\"in the future we will drive cars with wheels to bars that serve us alcohol\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/00000102.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"384\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/00000102.gif 650w, https:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/09\/00000102-300x230.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u201d from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.picturesforsadchildren.com\/\">pictures for sad children<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u201d from pictures for sad children.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[266,179,1382,629],"class_list":["post-3891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","tag-cartoon","tag-nerds","tag-singularity","tag-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-10L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3891"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3893,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3891\/revisions\/3893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}