{"id":3722,"date":"2008-07-16T16:27:13","date_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:27:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2008-07-16T16:27:13","modified_gmt":"2008-07-16T20:27:13","slug":"recipe-hurled-eggs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/16\/recipe-hurled-eggs\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe: Hurled Eggs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">From Phil Austen&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thebigjewel.com\/\">The Big Jewel<\/a>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">HURLED EGGS<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Submitted by: Tandom Koolzip of Peeorhea, Indianolapolis<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This is a recipe that was tossed to me by someone claiming to be my grandmother.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Preparation time: Instantaneous<\/p>\n<p>INGREDIENTS:<\/p>\n<p>Eggs<br \/>\nSomeone to throw eggs at<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all she wrote. In old-fashioned script.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Phil Austen&#8217;s The Big Jewel: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HURLED EGGS Submitted by: Tandom Koolzip of Peeorhea, Indianolapolis &#8220;This is a recipe that was tossed to me by someone claiming to be my grandmother.&#8221; Preparation time: Instantaneous INGREDIENTS: Eggs Someone to throw eggs at That&#8217;s all she wrote. In old-fashioned script. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1328,1327],"class_list":["post-3722","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-funny","tag-recipe"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Y2","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3722"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3722\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3722"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3722"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3722"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}