{"id":3595,"date":"2008-04-19T18:06:29","date_gmt":"2008-04-19T22:06:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/19\/banjo-nails-from-the-axis-of-evil\/"},"modified":"2008-04-21T08:02:29","modified_gmt":"2008-04-21T12:02:29","slug":"banjo-nails-from-the-axis-of-evil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/19\/banjo-nails-from-the-axis-of-evil\/","title":{"rendered":"banjo nails from the axis of evil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tried taping pistachio shells to my fingers to get those perfect frailing nails. It was, at best, a partial success. <\/p>\n<p>But why axis of evil? Well, these were very fine Iranian pistachios from Rafsanjan. If we lived in the USA, we couldn&#8217;t buy them. We&#8217;d have to make do with the tasteless little  California pistachios. Go Canada!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tried taping pistachio shells to my fingers to get those perfect frailing nails. It was, at best, a partial success. But why axis of evil? Well, these were very fine Iranian pistachios from Rafsanjan. If we lived in the USA, we couldn&#8217;t buy them. We&#8217;d have to make do with the tasteless little California [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[2902,247,1252,1251,1253],"class_list":["post-3595","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banjo","tag-banjo","tag-iran","tag-nail","tag-pistachio","tag-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-VZ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3595"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3595\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3595"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3595"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3595"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}