{"id":3591,"date":"2008-04-17T11:59:29","date_gmt":"2008-04-17T15:59:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/17\/tat-too\/"},"modified":"2008-04-17T11:59:29","modified_gmt":"2008-04-17T15:59:29","slug":"tat-too","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/04\/17\/tat-too\/","title":{"rendered":"tat, too"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Props to the older gent in the Tim&#8217;s at New Hamburg. &#8220;What&#8217;s the tattoo on your arm? I can&#8217;t make it out&#8221;, asks the server. &#8220;It&#8217;s supposed to be a panther&#8217;s head, but it&#8217;s not finished&#8221;, he replied. &#8220;I was meant to go back the next day, but I sobered up.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Props to the older gent in the Tim&#8217;s at New Hamburg. &#8220;What&#8217;s the tattoo on your arm? I can&#8217;t make it out&#8221;, asks the server. &#8220;It&#8217;s supposed to be a panther&#8217;s head, but it&#8217;s not finished&#8221;, he replied. &#8220;I was meant to go back the next day, but I sobered up.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[147,1246,1245,403],"class_list":["post-3591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-ontario","tag-panther","tag-tattoo","tag-tims"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-VV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}