{"id":3538,"date":"2008-03-10T21:52:27","date_gmt":"2008-03-11T01:52:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/10\/hiding-from-the-weed-man\/"},"modified":"2008-03-10T21:52:27","modified_gmt":"2008-03-11T01:52:27","slug":"hiding-from-the-weed-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/10\/hiding-from-the-weed-man\/","title":{"rendered":"hiding from The Weed Man"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>their 1-800 number calls about 5 times a night with no message. I call &#8217;em right back (hey, it&#8217;s their dime) and just let the phone sit for 5-10 minutes. In between the <em>Your call is important to us<\/em>s, there&#8217;s the occasional &#8220;Hello? &#8230; Hello?&#8221;. I&#8217;m yet to formulate an evil plan (scream? giggle maniacally? play banjo? all three?), but I see a <a href=\"http:\/\/weedmancanada.com\/\">Weed Man<\/a> truck prowling the neighbourhood. I think they&#8217;re on to me &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>their 1-800 number calls about 5 times a night with no message. I call &#8217;em right back (hey, it&#8217;s their dime) and just let the phone sit for 5-10 minutes. In between the Your call is important to uss, there&#8217;s the occasional &#8220;Hello? &#8230; Hello?&#8221;. I&#8217;m yet to formulate an evil plan (scream? giggle maniacally? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[40,1182,1181],"class_list":["post-3538","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-annoyance","tag-phone","tag-weed-man"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-V4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3538"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3538\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3538"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3538"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3538"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}