{"id":3495,"date":"2008-02-13T09:20:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-13T14:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/13\/to-go-transit\/"},"modified":"2008-02-13T09:20:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-13T14:20:19","slug":"to-go-transit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/13\/to-go-transit\/","title":{"rendered":"to GO Transit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(who managed to make my train 11 minutes late, then had it overrun the platform:)<\/p>\n<p>1.) Rent a brewery.<br \/>\n2.) Tell people. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure, though, that you couldn&#8217;t even follow these simple instructions for arranging a piss-up in a brewery. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(who managed to make my train 11 minutes late, then had it overrun the platform:) 1.) Rent a brewery. 2.) Tell people. I&#8217;m sure, though, that you couldn&#8217;t even follow these simple instructions for arranging a piss-up in a brewery.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[194,43,793],"class_list":["post-3495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-snark","tag-toronto","tag-train"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Un","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3495"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3495\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}