{"id":3443,"date":"2008-01-04T19:18:54","date_gmt":"2008-01-05T00:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/04\/my-hero\/"},"modified":"2008-01-04T19:18:54","modified_gmt":"2008-01-05T00:18:54","slug":"my-hero","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2008\/01\/04\/my-hero\/","title":{"rendered":"my hero"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/canada\/calgary\/story\/2008\/01\/04\/santa-vandal.html?ref=rss\">Machete-wielding grinch caught on tape deflating Christmas display<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p> <em>&#8230; But their Christmas card to Calgary, as they call it, was ruined early Thursday when a man came up the hill at about 3:30 a.m. and began slashing the inflatable Santa, polar bear and Christmas train with a machete.<\/em><em>He also dismantled a sound system playing Christmas music.<\/em><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Dude, if anyone was playing Christmas music in my neighbourhood at 3:30am, it&#8217;s probably just as well I don&#8217;t own a machete.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Machete-wielding grinch caught on tape deflating Christmas display &#8230; But their Christmas card to Calgary, as they call it, was ruined early Thursday when a man came up the hill at about 3:30 a.m. and began slashing the inflatable Santa, polar bear and Christmas train with a machete.He also dismantled a sound system playing Christmas [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10,16],"tags":[457,1067,1068],"class_list":["post-3443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-o-canada","category-wagdaiyf","tag-calgary","tag-machete","tag-stop-the-hideousness"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Tx","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}