{"id":328,"date":"2004-08-30T20:08:57","date_gmt":"2004-08-31T00:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=328"},"modified":"2004-09-22T07:00:36","modified_gmt":"2004-09-22T11:00:36","slug":"get-outta-my-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/30\/get-outta-my-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Get outta my way!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/car_butts.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/thumb-car_butts.jpg\"  width=\"140\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" alt=\"Thoughtlessly Parked Cars at Burlington Station\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I walk. And when mass thoughtlessness blocks my way, I get angry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I walk. And when mass thoughtlessness blocks my way, I get angry.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[1801,1800],"class_list":["post-328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-blockage","tag-cars"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-5i","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=328"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/328\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}