{"id":3231,"date":"2007-08-04T10:18:07","date_gmt":"2007-08-04T14:18:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/04\/the-most-depressing-parenthetical-phrase-yet-written\/"},"modified":"2007-08-04T10:19:02","modified_gmt":"2007-08-04T14:19:02","slug":"the-most-depressing-parenthetical-phrase-yet-written","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/04\/the-most-depressing-parenthetical-phrase-yet-written\/","title":{"rendered":"The most depressing parenthetical phrase yet written"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>The boom in Muskoka over the past decade and a half has produced one of the world&#8217;s largest concentrations of wealthy vacationers, whose ranks include captains of industry, movie stars, superstar musicians <span style=\"background-color: magenta\">(Kenny G arrives by float plane)<\/span>, lottery winners, millionaire sports figures and, according to local gossip, a few well-heeled crooks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u201d <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theglobeandmail.com\/servlet\/story\/LAC.20070804.MUSKOKA04\/TPStory\/?query=muskoka\">There&#8217;s gold in them woods<\/a><\/em>, Globe &amp; Mail, 4 August 2007.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boom in Muskoka over the past decade and a half has produced one of the world&#8217;s largest concentrations of wealthy vacationers, whose ranks include captains of industry, movie stars, superstar musicians (Kenny G arrives by float plane), lottery winners, millionaire sports figures and, according to local gossip, a few well-heeled crooks. \u00e2\u20ac\u201d There&#8217;s gold [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[740,739,738],"class_list":["post-3231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-o-canada","tag-depressing","tag-kenny_g","tag-muskoka"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Q7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3231\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}