{"id":3228,"date":"2007-08-03T08:03:28","date_gmt":"2007-08-03T12:03:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/lets-get-started\/"},"modified":"2007-08-03T08:03:28","modified_gmt":"2007-08-03T12:03:28","slug":"lets-get-started","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/03\/lets-get-started\/","title":{"rendered":"Let&#8217;s get started"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all got a pandemic starter kit at work yesterday:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/pandemic_starter_kit.jpg\" alt=\"pandemic starter kit\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I was most disappointed that it didn&#8217;t contain any influenza virus at all. How am I supposed to start a pandemic without it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We all got a pandemic starter kit at work yesterday: I was most disappointed that it didn&#8217;t contain any influenza virus at all. How am I supposed to start a pandemic without it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[734,733,732],"class_list":["post-3228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-disappointed","tag-influenza","tag-pandemic"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Q4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}