{"id":3180,"date":"2007-07-04T10:04:14","date_gmt":"2007-07-04T14:04:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/04\/18-things-id-rather-have-than-an-iphone\/"},"modified":"2007-07-04T10:04:14","modified_gmt":"2007-07-04T14:04:14","slug":"18-things-id-rather-have-than-an-iphone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/04\/18-things-id-rather-have-than-an-iphone\/","title":{"rendered":"18 things I&#8217;d rather have than an iPhone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In response to Jill&#8217;s post to fegmaniax:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Batavus Personal Bike<\/li>\n<li>Lagouille pocket knife<\/li>\n<li>The Muppets Series 2 on DVD<\/li>\n<li>a better film scanner<\/li>\n<li>a Bill Rickard banjo<\/li>\n<li>Danelectro guitar (like Syd&#8217;s)<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Unicorn Power&#8221; t-shirt<\/li>\n<li>duplexer for my inkjet printer<\/li>\n<li>titanium spork<\/li>\n<li> a ream of Blue Angel printer paper<\/li>\n<li>A4 feed tray(s) for my printer(s)<\/li>\n<li>Sumo Lounge beanbag<\/li>\n<li>silent Mini-ITX motherboard<\/li>\n<li>bluetooth GPS<\/li>\n<li>Fixpencil<\/li>\n<li>Vivitar 285HV flash gun<\/li>\n<li>Pelican case for the RB67<\/li>\n<li>nylon-strung old Harmony banjo.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I was trying to get to 100, but I guess I&#8217;m not that acquisitive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In response to Jill&#8217;s post to fegmaniax: Batavus Personal Bike Lagouille pocket knife The Muppets Series 2 on DVD a better film scanner a Bill Rickard banjo Danelectro guitar (like Syd&#8217;s) &#8220;Unicorn Power&#8221; t-shirt duplexer for my inkjet printer titanium spork a ream of Blue Angel printer paper A4 feed tray(s) for my printer(s) Sumo [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[628,629],"class_list":["post-3180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-iphone","tag-stuff"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Pi","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3180"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3180\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}