{"id":3139,"date":"2007-05-23T21:35:15","date_gmt":"2007-05-24T01:35:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/23\/probably-doesnt-sell-well-in-glasgow\/"},"modified":"2007-05-23T21:35:15","modified_gmt":"2007-05-24T01:35:15","slug":"probably-doesnt-sell-well-in-glasgow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/23\/probably-doesnt-sell-well-in-glasgow\/","title":{"rendered":"probably doesn&#8217;t sell well in Glasgow"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing that &#8220;Hummer&#8221; brand cologne doesn&#8217;t sell too well in Glasgow, where a hummer isn&#8217;t an obscenely-proportioned vehicle, but merely someone who smells bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m guessing that &#8220;Hummer&#8221; brand cologne doesn&#8217;t sell too well in Glasgow, where a hummer isn&#8217;t an obscenely-proportioned vehicle, but merely someone who smells bad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,15],"tags":[479,552,553],"class_list":["post-3139","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-suck","category-the-old-country","tag-glasgow","tag-hummer","tag-stinker"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-OD","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3139"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3139\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3139"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3139"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3139"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}