{"id":3134,"date":"2007-05-18T15:51:05","date_gmt":"2007-05-18T19:51:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/tims-discourse-in-which-soup-nearly-comes-down-stewarts-nose\/"},"modified":"2007-05-18T15:51:05","modified_gmt":"2007-05-18T19:51:05","slug":"tims-discourse-in-which-soup-nearly-comes-down-stewarts-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/05\/18\/tims-discourse-in-which-soup-nearly-comes-down-stewarts-nose\/","title":{"rendered":"Tim&#8217;s Discourse (in which soup nearly comes down Stewart&#8217;s nose)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grabbed a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timhortons.com\/\">Tim&#8217;s<\/a> lunch today, and glad I sat in, otherwise I would have missed the following:<\/p>\n<p><strong>One<\/strong>: I heard this astrologer say the science shows &#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Two<\/strong>: Astrology&#8217;s not a science!<br \/>\n<strong>One<\/strong>: Okay, well, but he says a lot of professors agree with him, and he&#8217;s got scientists working for him, and he says you can predict things.<br \/>\n<strong>Two<\/strong>: What sort of things?<br \/>\n<strong>One<\/strong>: Well, he said that on 9\/11, Saturn and Mars were aligned with Uranus &#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Two<\/strong>: Wasn&#8217;t my anus!<\/p>\n<p>(I think they may have been discussing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ciis.edu\/pcc\/faculty.php\">Richard Tarnas<\/a>, who was on CBC last night.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grabbed a Tim&#8217;s lunch today, and glad I sat in, otherwise I would have missed the following: One: I heard this astrologer say the science shows &#8230; Two: Astrology&#8217;s not a science! One: Okay, well, but he says a lot of professors agree with him, and he&#8217;s got scientists working for him, and he says [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[10],"tags":[539,541,542,402,43,540],"class_list":["post-3134","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-o-canada","tag-astrology","tag-lunch","tag-tarnas","tag-tim-hortons","tag-toronto","tag-uranus"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Oy","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3134"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3134\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3134"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3134"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3134"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}