{"id":3080,"date":"2007-04-16T17:52:52","date_gmt":"2007-04-16T21:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/how-can-you-have-less-than-one-unread\/"},"modified":"2007-04-17T07:30:11","modified_gmt":"2007-04-17T11:30:11","slug":"how-can-you-have-less-than-one-unread","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/16\/how-can-you-have-less-than-one-unread\/","title":{"rendered":"how can you have less than one unread?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/negmail.jpg\" alt=\"blackberry negative mail\" \/><\/p>\n<p>My blackberry is confused. It really thinks it has -1 unread messages. This creates all sorts of philosophical questions, most of which I&#8217;m not equipped to handle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My blackberry is confused. It really thinks it has -1 unread messages. This creates all sorts of philosophical questions, most of which I&#8217;m not equipped to handle.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[323,435,434,433],"class_list":["post-3080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","tag-blackberry","tag-hunh","tag-negative","tag-unread"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-NG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}