{"id":3055,"date":"2007-04-07T21:39:48","date_gmt":"2007-04-08T01:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/07\/happy-easter-with-apologies-to-irving-berlin\/"},"modified":"2007-10-08T15:23:41","modified_gmt":"2007-10-08T19:23:41","slug":"happy-easter-with-apologies-to-irving-berlin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/04\/07\/happy-easter-with-apologies-to-irving-berlin\/","title":{"rendered":"happy easter, with apologies to Irving Berlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In Your Easter Vomit<br \/>\nby Peter Stampfel &amp; Antonia, circa 1970s<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>in your easter vomit with all the flies upon it<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll be the drunkest wino in the easter parade<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll be all hung over and when they roll you over<br \/>\nyou&#8217;ll be the rankest wino in the easter parade<\/p>\n<p>on the avenue tenth avenue the<br \/>\nphotographer will snap us and he&#8217;ll say that<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re like a pile of manure<\/p>\n<p>fifty pounds of comet<br \/>\ncould not remove the vomit<br \/>\nand all the flies you&#8217;re wearing<br \/>\nto the easter parade<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Happy Easter &#8230; and remember, don&#8217;t eat the  little &#8220;eggs&#8221; the bunny leaves on the lawn.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In Your Easter Vomit by Peter Stampfel &amp; Antonia, circa 1970s in your easter vomit with all the flies upon it you&#8217;ll be the drunkest wino in the easter parade you&#8217;ll be all hung over and when they roll you over you&#8217;ll be the rankest wino in the easter parade on the avenue tenth avenue [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[349,352,351,74,350,353,938,937,354,348],"class_list":["post-3055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-antonia","tag-berlin","tag-bonnet","tag-bunny","tag-easter","tag-eww","tag-hmr","tag-holy_modal_rounders","tag-lyrics","tag-stampfel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Nh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}