{"id":303,"date":"2004-08-10T10:46:23","date_gmt":"2004-08-10T14:46:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=303"},"modified":"2004-08-10T10:46:23","modified_gmt":"2004-08-10T14:46:23","slug":"tee-hee-they-have-no-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/10\/tee-hee-they-have-no-idea\/","title":{"rendered":"tee hee, they have no idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2004\/08\/10\/deepfried_kilocalori.html\">A new deep-fried Scottish delicacy has created a miniature moral panic among the UK&#8217;s diet-cops.<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>What gets me is that no-one commenting on this knows (or has worked out) what the name of this snack means to the average Glaswegian. Let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;s rude. Very rude. You&#8217;ve probably received at least five items of spam about this subject today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;A new deep-fried Scottish delicacy has created a miniature moral panic among the UK&#8217;s diet-cops.&#8221; What gets me is that no-one commenting on this knows (or has worked out) what the name of this snack means to the average Glaswegian. Let&#8217;s just say it&#8217;s rude. Very rude. You&#8217;ve probably received at least five items of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,6],"tags":[479,1783],"class_list":["post-303","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cars-suck","category-sheesh","tag-glasgow","tag-kebab"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-4T","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/303\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}