{"id":296,"date":"2004-08-02T13:23:32","date_gmt":"2004-08-02T17:23:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/?p=296"},"modified":"2004-08-02T13:23:32","modified_gmt":"2004-08-02T17:23:32","slug":"my-race-of-atomic-supersquirrels-will-destroy-them-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2004\/08\/02\/my-race-of-atomic-supersquirrels-will-destroy-them-all\/","title":{"rendered":"My race of Atomic Supersquirrels will destroy them all!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"296376-83547.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/archives\/296376-83547.jpg\" width=\"250\" height=\"102\" \/>\n --><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/edmonton\/edmontonjournal\/news\/story.html?id=5bd20956-4b3f-492d-9b48-5f7bfb1857b5\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/media.canada.com\/idl\/edjn\/20040730\/296376-83547.jpg\" border=\"0\" height=\"102\" width=\"250\"><\/a><br \/><em>(Photo Credit: Brian Gavriloff, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/edmonton\/edmontonjournal\/\">Edmonton Journal<\/a>)<\/em><br \/>\nYes, I&#8217;ve been using mind-control techniques on squirrels to get them to erase the environmental and sartorial stain known as <em>golf<\/em> from the face of the earth.<\/p>\n<p>Or alternatively, it&#8217;s just a picture from a silly-season story about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.canada.com\/edmonton\/edmontonjournal\/news\/story.html?id=5bd20956-4b3f-492d-9b48-5f7bfb1857b5\">Edmonton squirrels stealing golf balls<\/a>. You decide. Remember, there is no conspiracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Photo Credit: Brian Gavriloff, Edmonton Journal) Yes, I&#8217;ve been using mind-control techniques on squirrels to get them to erase the environmental and sartorial stain known as golf from the face of the earth. Or alternatively, it&#8217;s just a picture from a silly-season story about Edmonton squirrels stealing golf balls. You decide. Remember, there is no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7,2],"tags":[1259,473],"class_list":["post-296","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-golf","tag-squirrel"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-4M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=296"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/296\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=296"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=296"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=296"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}