{"id":2955,"date":"2007-02-15T17:33:07","date_gmt":"2007-02-15T22:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/im-learning-a-lot-about-jessica\/"},"modified":"2007-02-15T17:36:13","modified_gmt":"2007-02-15T22:36:13","slug":"im-learning-a-lot-about-jessica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/15\/im-learning-a-lot-about-jessica\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m learning a lot about Jessica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Someone on the GO train is talking very loudly at their phone. It sounds like there&#8217;s a disciplinary hearing perhaps involving the caller, and\/or a Jessica and an Elaine. There are a Steve and a Val involved somehow, and the loud talker is discouraged. There are appeals and continuances, and Acts (non-biblical) are being cited. It&#8217;s all very interesting, in the way that spectacularly dull things are. I can&#8217;t wait to get off the train to MAKE IT ALL STOP &#8211; gahh!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone on the GO train is talking very loudly at their phone. It sounds like there&#8217;s a disciplinary hearing perhaps involving the caller, and\/or a Jessica and an Elaine. There are a Steve and a Val involved somehow, and the loud talker is discouraged. There are appeals and continuances, and Acts (non-biblical) are being cited. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[1182,786,161,766,200,793],"class_list":["post-2955","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-phone","tag-ppe","tag-rain","tag-sound","tag-talk","tag-train"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-LF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2955"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2955\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2955"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2955"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2955"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}