{"id":2919,"date":"2007-01-24T08:04:39","date_gmt":"2007-01-24T13:04:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/24\/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-hula-hoop-sandwich\/"},"modified":"2009-05-28T17:57:12","modified_gmt":"2009-05-28T21:57:12","slug":"ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-hula-hoop-sandwich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/24\/ladies-and-gentlemen-i-give-you-the-hula-hoop-sandwich\/","title":{"rendered":"ladies and gentlemen, I give you &#8230; the hula hoop sandwich!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You will need one bag of plain KP <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hulahoops.com\/\">Hula Hoops<\/a>, some plain bread (aka a square loaf), and some kind of butter-like substance. I used olive spread, as I&#8217;m watching my cholesterol (in this case, watching it shoot through the roof).<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2915\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/yxd70-20070121-123916.jpg\" alt=\"hula hoop sandwich makin's\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Arrange the Hula Hoops on the bread carefully.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2916\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/yxd70-20070121-124132.jpg\" alt=\"hula hoop sandwich makin's\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Apply the top slice.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2917\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/yxd70-20070121-124212.jpg\" alt=\"hula hoop sandwich makin's\" \/><\/p>\n<p>This is the important bit: squodge it down so the potato snacks can&#8217;t escape.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"image2918\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/01\/yxd70-20070121-124334.jpg\" alt=\"hula hoop sandwich makin's\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Eat, and enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You will need one bag of plain KP Hula Hoops, some plain bread (aka a square loaf), and some kind of butter-like substance. I used olive spread, as I&#8217;m watching my cholesterol (in this case, watching it shoot through the roof). Arrange the Hula Hoops on the bread carefully. Apply the top slice. This is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[1563,1160,1564],"class_list":["post-2919","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-old-country","tag-hula-hoops","tag-joy","tag-sandwich"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-L5","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2919"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4404,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2919\/revisions\/4404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2919"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2919"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2919"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}