{"id":2892,"date":"2007-01-05T22:30:45","date_gmt":"2007-01-06T03:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/05\/anssi-not-ansi\/"},"modified":"2007-05-02T21:47:03","modified_gmt":"2007-05-03T01:47:03","slug":"anssi-not-ansi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2007\/01\/05\/anssi-not-ansi\/","title":{"rendered":"Anssi, not ANSI"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/ms\/en_CA\/\">IKEA<\/a>: while cheese has many excellent qualities \u00e2\u20ac\u201d nutrition, sustainability, yumminess amongst them \u00e2\u20ac\u201d it is not a suitable material for making nuts and bolts. While building an <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ikea.com\/webapp\/wcs\/stores\/servlet\/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10103&amp;storeId=3&amp;langId=-15&amp;productId=11335\">Anssi<\/a> bar stool, I managed to round out just about every fastener, despite using good tools.<\/p>\n<p>Building the Anssi was especially frustrating, as it&#8217;s the only IKEA piece I&#8217;ve ever built that had such poor tolerances that everything needed slackened off in order to make the next part fit. It&#8217;s built now, though, and hasn&#8217;t imploded from internal stresses (yet).<\/p>\n<p>I bought it as a banjo seat, for while I was at Casa Wakefield in Missouri the other week, I noticed how good a bar stool is for comfortable playing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to IKEA: while cheese has many excellent qualities \u00e2\u20ac\u201d nutrition, sustainability, yumminess amongst them \u00e2\u20ac\u201d it is not a suitable material for making nuts and bolts. While building an Anssi bar stool, I managed to round out just about every fastener, despite using good tools. Building the Anssi was especially frustrating, as it&#8217;s the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,2],"tags":[498,497,275,62],"class_list":["post-2892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-banjo","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","tag-anssi","tag-frustration","tag-ikea","tag-rant"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-KE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}