{"id":2861,"date":"2006-12-09T17:59:02","date_gmt":"2006-12-09T22:59:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/09\/frostys-drano-or-the-snowmens-suicide-pact\/"},"modified":"2006-12-09T17:59:02","modified_gmt":"2006-12-09T22:59:02","slug":"frostys-drano-or-the-snowmens-suicide-pact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/12\/09\/frostys-drano-or-the-snowmens-suicide-pact\/","title":{"rendered":"Frosty&#8217;s Drano (or the snowmen&#8217;s suicide pact)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/c-raine.com\/\">Catherine<\/a> pointed out that the current <a href=\"http:\/\/holiday.timhortons.com\/en\/\">Tim Hortons &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; campaign<\/a> depicts an ill-advised, possibly fatal, beverage choice for snowmen:<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"tim hortons suicidal snowmen\" id=\"image2860\" src=\"http:\/\/scruss.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/12\/snowman_suicide_pact.jpg\" \/><\/div>\n<p>To me, it&#8217;s clearly a suicide pact. They don&#8217;t want to see another summer. They&#8217;re going to a better place where it&#8217;s always ten below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Catherine pointed out that the current Tim Hortons &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221; campaign depicts an ill-advised, possibly fatal, beverage choice for snowmen: To me, it&#8217;s clearly a suicide pact. They don&#8217;t want to see another summer. They&#8217;re going to a better place where it&#8217;s always ten below.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2,10],"tags":[1013,1044,579,481,874,1398,840,1113,343,1031,161,1345,423,1239,1071,49,582],"class_list":["post-2861","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-goatee-stroking-musing-or-something","category-o-canada","tag-1013","tag-amp","tag-camp","tag-cat","tag-catherine","tag-frost","tag-holiday","tag-ice","tag-ill-advised","tag-low","tag-rain","tag-ren","tag-snow","tag-summer","tag-tim","tag-wordpress","tag-xt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-K9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2861","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2861"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2861\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2861"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2861"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2861"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}