{"id":2735,"date":"2006-09-05T21:02:25","date_gmt":"2006-09-06T01:02:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/05\/not-the-smartest-loaches-in-the-tank\/"},"modified":"2006-09-05T21:03:12","modified_gmt":"2006-09-06T01:03:12","slug":"not-the-smartest-loaches-in-the-tank","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/09\/05\/not-the-smartest-loaches-in-the-tank\/","title":{"rendered":"not the smartest loaches in the tank"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Came home, said hello to the fish, and did a quick count; I was one loach down, and the CO<sub>2<\/sub> generator had an orange tail &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Seems that one of the loaches had decided it was way cool to get wedged up the back of the gas generator, and couldn&#8217;t get back out. I gingerly pulled off the device from the side of the tank, and the loach fluttered off, a little dazed.<\/p>\n<p>No sooner had I put the generator back did another loach zoom up and get jammed. It must&#8217;ve been told that you got a &#8220;wicked headrush, dude&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>And for this reason, loaches don&#8217;t rule the earth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Came home, said hello to the fish, and did a quick count; I was one loach down, and the CO2 generator had an orange tail &#8230; Seems that one of the loaches had decided it was way cool to get wedged up the back of the gas generator, and couldn&#8217;t get back out. I gingerly [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[18],"tags":[1302,705,1353,2901,1113,150,166,578,365,919,762,608,1358],"class_list":["post-2735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fish","tag-ack","tag-art","tag-count","tag-fish","tag-ice","tag-led","tag-old","tag-orange","tag-red","tag-smart","tag-test","tag-zed","tag-zoo"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-I7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2735"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2735\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}