{"id":2693,"date":"2006-08-02T18:55:46","date_gmt":"2006-08-02T22:55:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/02\/calculator-porn\/"},"modified":"2006-08-08T22:07:37","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T02:07:37","slug":"calculator-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/02\/calculator-porn\/","title":{"rendered":"calculator porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For no good reason, I think I need the new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.shopping.hp.com\/webapp\/shopping\/product_detail.do?storeName=storefronts&#038;landing=handhelds&#038;category=calculators&#038;orderflow=1&#038;a1=Calculator+type&#038;v1=Graphing&#038;product_code=F2229AA%23ABA&#038;catLevel=2\">HP 50g<\/a> calculator, if only because it&#8217;s so absurdly large. Mind you, since I recently found my <a href=\"http:\/\/h10025.www1.hp.com\/ewfrf\/wc\/product?lc=en&#038;cc=ca&#038;lang=en&#038;softwareitem=ca101en&#038;os=181&#038;product=60523&#038;dlc=en&#038;\">49G <\/a>again, I don&#8217;t think I can justify it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For no good reason, I think I need the new HP 50g calculator, if only because it&#8217;s so absurdly large. Mind you, since I recently found my 49G again, I don&#8217;t think I can justify it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[7],"tags":[692,481,946,921,650,1031,1345,1351,1448,858],"class_list":["post-2693","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-computers-suck","tag-calculator","tag-cat","tag-cc","tag-hp","tag-ink","tag-low","tag-ren","tag-shopping","tag-software","tag-web"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pQNZZ-Hr","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2693"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2693\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2693"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2693"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scruss.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2693"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}