culled from memory, and several versions floating about on the net:<\/p>\n
Tune: She’ll be coming round the mountain
\nLyrics: possibly by Matt McGinn, or Robin Hall and Jimmy McGregor<\/p>\n
Oh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
\nOh ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
\nYe cannae shove yer granny
\nFor she’s yer mammy’s mammy,
\nYe cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.<\/p>\n
chorus:
\nSinging: I wull, if you wull, so wull I
\nI wull, if you wull, so wull I
\nSinging: I wull, if you wull
\nI wull, if you wull
\nI wull, if you wull, so wull I<\/p>\n
Ye can shove yer ither granny aff a bus,
\nYe can shove yer ither granny aff a bus,
\nYe can shove yer ither granny
\n‘Cos she’s yer faither’s mammy
\nYe can shove yer ither granny aff a bus.<\/p>\n
Ye can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus,
\nYe can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus,
\nUncle Wullie’s like yer faither
\nA harum-scarum blether,
\nYe can shove yer Uncle Wullie aff a bus.<\/p>\n
Ye can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus,
\nYe can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus,
\nAuntie Meg’s yer Faither’s sister,
\nShe’s naethin’ but a twister,
\nYe can shove yer Auntie Maggie aff a bus.<\/p>\n
But ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
\nYe cannae shove yer granny aff a bus,
\nO ye cannae shove yer granny,
\n‘Cos she’s yer mammy’s mammy,
\nO ye cannae shove yer granny aff a bus.<\/p>\n
Glossary
\nblether: gossip
\nharum-scarum: scatterbrain, random
\ntwister: liar
\nither: other
\nnaethin’: nothing<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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